American Idol 4/15 and 4/16

God, I hate Brooke.

Brooke is my favorite so far tonight.

One would think this song would be perfect for Brooke, but it’s not working. At all. She’s performing terribly.

Maybe it’s a Les Nesman thing. She always has a band-aid on somewhere.

/obscure references

Brooke sounds off to me. Like she’s a semidemideciquaver note below where she should be.

Perfect song choice, but Brooke was totally meh.

YES. I thought I was imagining it. Guess I wasn’t.

Why can’t Brooke ever just shut the fuck up when she’s getting criticism.

Funny that Paula called her “authentic.” I think she’s the phoniest contestant on the show.

Thank you, Simon, for calling her on the vacancy of her performance.

Against a tapestry of meh. Just to be fair.

Nah. WKRP could never be obscure.

I found she couldn’t hold her tempo tonight. Had she had that under control, I think she would have been great…

S^g

Wow, could Kristy be any more nasal?

Ouch. Kristy hit a clinker there at the beginning. Bah, she sounds fine…wait, she missed another note. This is pretty meh. High school talent show.

I want Kristy Lee’s dress.

What is Paula smoking?

I don’t think Paula’s smoking anything.

What is Paula drinking, on the other hand – fair question.

I think it’s pills, actually. Didn’t she admit to a Vicodin addiction not too long ago?

You know, I wish the audience would let the judges talk. All of them, not only Simon. They all cheer and boo and never shut up.

I saw from Shyster-- who did I miss?

I have nothing to say about The Dumpster, except that they seemed to have broken her of that habit. I cannot be objective since my hatred burns with the fire of total irrationality.

Whatever she’s on, it makes her happy. I want some.

Kristy Lee was meh. Her dress WAS nice though.

LOVED David C’s song choice and interpretation!