God, I hate Brooke.
Brooke is my favorite so far tonight.
One would think this song would be perfect for Brooke, but it’s not working. At all. She’s performing terribly.
Maybe it’s a Les Nesman thing. She always has a band-aid on somewhere.
/obscure references
Brooke sounds off to me. Like she’s a semidemideciquaver note below where she should be.
Perfect song choice, but Brooke was totally meh.
YES. I thought I was imagining it. Guess I wasn’t.
Why can’t Brooke ever just shut the fuck up when she’s getting criticism.
Funny that Paula called her “authentic.” I think she’s the phoniest contestant on the show.
Thank you, Simon, for calling her on the vacancy of her performance.
Against a tapestry of meh. Just to be fair.
Nah. WKRP could never be obscure.
I found she couldn’t hold her tempo tonight. Had she had that under control, I think she would have been great…
S^g
Wow, could Kristy be any more nasal?
Ouch. Kristy hit a clinker there at the beginning. Bah, she sounds fine…wait, she missed another note. This is pretty meh. High school talent show.
I want Kristy Lee’s dress.
What is Paula smoking?
I don’t think Paula’s smoking anything.
What is Paula drinking, on the other hand – fair question.
I think it’s pills, actually. Didn’t she admit to a Vicodin addiction not too long ago?
You know, I wish the audience would let the judges talk. All of them, not only Simon. They all cheer and boo and never shut up.
I saw from Shyster-- who did I miss?
I have nothing to say about The Dumpster, except that they seemed to have broken her of that habit. I cannot be objective since my hatred burns with the fire of total irrationality.
Whatever she’s on, it makes her happy. I want some.
Kristy Lee was meh. Her dress WAS nice though.
LOVED David C’s song choice and interpretation!