I hate it when that happens…
anybody else think it would be better if more morons did this until they couldn’t reproduce?
Mamma always told us not to play with our food…
gasp-laugh-are you-wheez-choke-sure this wasn’t-giggle-snort-covered on Snopes*-howling*-already?
*breaks into hysterical laughter.
I just realized this bloke was not into foreplay…
otherwise he d only have burnt his finger…
What do we learn from this, huh?
b dodgy 
Well, obviously, this young man didn’t wait the recommended 20 minute cooling down period be for having relations with the pie.
If you can’t wait, you could always try ala mode.
hotcoldhotcoldhotcoldhotcold…ahhhhh