America's Got Talent Season 9

Tried to post this earlier, but it didn’t go through. So first is my impressions, then I’ll add my response to the results.


Tough night for competitions.

Top Picks:

Blue Journey: just impressive. Emotive and good dance. Nitpicking one or two minor placement issues that weren’t drastic and didn’t really stand out. A few more days of practice would have helped. But just superb.

AcroArmy: Another spectacular act. Good blend of dance and acrobatics. Big moves.

Christian Stoinev: Combined awesome hand balancing with cute dog balancing. Yeah, he’ll be a top pick. Great act.

Sons of Serendip: Tiny bit weak voice in the soft beginning versus the louder music, but picked up. Good song, good sound, great performance. Blew away other singing acts of the night.

Adrian Romoff: Cocky kid, I get the same nonpersonable vibe, but great musician and great emotion and connection in the performance.

Rest of the pack:

Wendy Liebman: She was pretty funny, was a little slow on the start, but warmed up quickly. I liked it, but I think the other acts stacked up better overall.

Cornell Bhangra: High energy dance, blended cultural with contemporary. I’m not sure any cultural dance act is going to win AGT. While they were good, they didn’t demand my attention the way my top acts did.

Anna Clendening: Wasn’t her best. I thought the song choice was an interesting use to twist to meet her story. I liked it, but it didn’t pop.

Paul Ieti: Emotional song, but I heard a lot of pitch issues. Not great.

Kieran and Finian: I’m trying to remember what they were like before. Not a strong choice for the performance. They are talented, changing up instruments, but vocally it didn’t sound very good.

Dragon House “The Agents”: They are unique, but as Howard said, it gets repetitive. As mentioned, no emotion and no story.

Mike [del]Stupid[/del] Super: Stupid act, stupid effects, and more Desmond. Thank you, Howard. Notice how when he asked Mel where she felt touched, she was actually trying to point at her back, not the top of her shoulder? Rigged chair. Then he does the “put your hands out front” and the camera cuts to the judges, so we can’t see whether he actually touched her hands or not, but he was stepping right in front of her when the camera cut. Here’s what happened. He had her stick out her hands flat. He grabbed both palms, secretly applying the black charcoal and a chemical agent to her palms, as he lifted her hands a little higher. Then he tells her to clench her fists. Then he said “A little higher, I don’t want to touch your hands.” Of course we didn’t see that because of the camera, but that’s exactly what he did. The chemical heats her hands briefly, he lights the fires, then opens her hands to magically discover the fire affected her. Yawn Finally, he tazed Mel B with the rigged chair. He should get points deducted for tazing Mel B. What a load of crap, I want to kick him in the balls.

I think the judge’s pick will come down to Adrian vs Cornell Bhangra, and the judges will keep Adrian.


Paul Ieti made it into the finals? And beat out Acro Army? Wow, how did I hear a different performance than everybody else?

Given that, I see how Adrian was on the outs.

As for Mike Super being on the bubble, I keep forgetting that America isn’t as informed about magic as I am, so they see things differently. They were apparently impressed enough with his voodoo act. Meh, at least the judges had sense and sent him packing. Good call there. I would have been ticked if they had booted Acro Army for that crap. Acro Army was a top 3 performance, can’t see how they were number 5 or 6.

I should say, except for Howie. Yeah, the twitterverse was alive with #Desmond - that doesn’t mean they approve. Could very well have been mocking the whole concept. #Desmondsucksdonkeyballs. Apparently Howie has to screw up every once in a while to keep his reputation as the worst judge intact.

This is my first season watching AGT, and I didn’t watch the entire results show. But I looked at the results, and I’m just confused about how America votes. It’s a hard thing to judge because it’s not like the talents are comparable. I was shocked that Adrian didn’t make it.

While I agree he shouldn’t have tazed MelB, I had to say that Mike Super was the only act that made me laugh. Watching her scurry off the stage was pretty funny when I watched the clip. When I watched the whole show and she said that it really hurt, I was less amused. Still, I was pretty entertained.

My favorite acts so far have been Aerial Acrobatics and Blue Journey. I would have put Adrian Romoff in that category, but he’s already gone.

I’m was truly surprised Cornell Banghra didn’t make it through. I agree that a cultural act has a poor chance of winning but I thought they were great. But as always it doesn’t matter what I think, but how America votes.

I’m convinced Paul Ieti went through on story votes.

The “shock” of the night? Mike Super in the 5 / 6 spot. Wow. I’m not a magic aficionado. I don’t know how the tricks work, I don’t try to even figure them out. I only ask to be entertained. And that act was terrible and not remotely entertaining. Part of that was the shocking, that’s just wrong. Harming somebody who isn’t expecting it is not funny, not entertaining and not magic. It is mean.

I wonder if AcroArmy was so good that people didn’t vote for them thinking that somebody else would vote for them? I am incredibly happy they stayed.

Oh no, I just had a thought. Mike Super could be saved by Howie’s wild card vote. Ugh.

oh crap!

:eek:

As for Paul Ieti, I bet he got votes both for his story and from girls who think he’s cute. I was so glad that what’s-her-name with the depression took her loss so well.

We know Howie will bring back a bad act. If not Mike Super then Juan Carlos. Hopefully the other judges will bring back good acts.

Good point. Howie thinks Anna Clendening was a hero and helped raised awareness for mental health and I agree (well maybe not the hero thing, a term that is thrown around too easily). Maybe he’ll bring her back? That would be good.

Please don’t even joke about him bringing back Juan Carlos, I’d rather you shock me with a tazer!

Unfortunately I’m not joking. This is Howie we’re talking about. He’s brought back some pretty awful acts before. Bringing back Juan wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

Here’s hoping he brings back Anna Clendening.

Knowing Howie, you’re probably right. I guess I should root for Juan Carlos over Mike Super?

Comparatively speaking, I think that Juan is more entertaining. And he doesn’t have Desmond :D.

Short

My top 5 pics
Kelli Glover, Bad Boys of Ballet, One Voice Children’s Choir, Quin Johnson, Jonatan Riquelme

Who I thought were the worse
Extreme, Mothman Dance, Dom the Bom Tripple Threat

I thought everyone else was OK.

Long

Bad Boys of Ballet - I usually don’t like mixing traditional & hip hop, but I really liked this.

One Voice Children’s Choir - It was good, but I really had to turn the TV volume up.

Jonah Smith - Had promise, but overall I thought it was kind of lackluster. Lots of times I thought it would pick up, but didn’t.

Dom the Bomb Triple Threat - I thought it bombed. He made too many mistakes, and was a little brat to boot. I won’t be sad when he goes home.

Extreme - Surprised they haven’t been sued by a certain band :p. Anyway, I thought they had too much going on and weren’t very coordinated.

Emil & Dariel - I liked it a lot, but the cello’s blended into the background a bit to much for me.

Nina Burri - One of the more flexible contortionists I’ve seen. Unfortunately though, I agree with whichever judge said it didn’t fill the stage.

Quin Johnson - I liked his last performance better, but this one was really good.

Mothmen Dance - They were OK. They’re like the third act now to combine dance and background images. I don’t think they did it as well as other acts though.

Smoothini - I’ve seen some of the tricks before, and I think I know how he did others, but I they were fairly good tricks. Not enough to move on though, in my opinion. Maybe I’m wrong, but he seemed to be getting pissed at all the criticism he was getting.

Jonatan Riquelme - Such danger. I too was thinking there should have at least been a mat. I think he caught himself from falling right before ending his routine.

Kelli Glover - Whenever the backing vocals kicked in I thought it sounded cheesy, but then I feel that way any time backing vocals kick in on a competition show. Anyway, I thought her singing was great and she deserves to move on.

This week was the opposite of last week for me. So many mediocre acts. I was very bored for the most part.

Bad Boys of Ballet - Dance must tell a story or evoke an emotion, and this did for me. I liked it. I did feel it wasn’t amazing, but they might just pass. Although dance acts must usually really wow to make it through.

One Voice Children’s Choir - Simply ok. Main singer was good.

Jonah Smith - Obviously he can play the piano and sing better than I can, but there was no wow factor. Is he cute enough to get the young girl vote? I don’t know (not being a young girl) but I don’t think so. Emil & Dariel are more likely to get those if anybody.

Dom the Bomb Triple Threat - You cannot make that many errors and pass. I felt very bad for Nick Cannon. He has to be the friendly, supportive host and this kid kept throwing cards at him, and he had to smile and take it even though he obviously didn’t like it.

Extreme - Usually I would say dance must tell a story or evoke an emotion, but I don’t think there act really is dance. It is more like the acrobatic or a cheerleading act. It was good but they’ll be crushed by the other acro acts if they make it through.

Emil & Dariel - Do NOT. I say again do NOT bring your grandfather to perform with you on stage. What a silly suggestion from Stern. Unless maybe it is in some minor fashion, but that could really backfire. As for them, I definitely enjoyed this. Second favorite act for the night, but their first performance was better.

Nina Burri - She is sexy. And if she makes it through that will be why. Unquestionably talented at what she does, but it doesn’t wow enough.

Quintavious Johnson - A very good singer. I’m just not big into singers on this show as there are so many other singing shows out there. He should get through.

Mothmen Dance - A good act, especially for this night, which might save them. They’ll be crushed by the other dance acts. The first third was cool but it did get repetitive.

Smoothini - All the judges were correct. The act didn’t fill Radio City, but thank to the wonders of a little thing called a TV camera, the audience at home got to see it all. In any case, I liked it. I enjoy sleight of hand. To me it always seems so impossible.

Jonatan Riquelme - My favorite act of the night. Good reflexes catching himself at the end. There was an unmistakable sudden loss of balance. And that says it all for how real the danger was.

Kelli Glover - Started weak. Ended strong. She’s very lucky that the acts were so mediocre tonight. Quin may steal some of her “singer” votes.

Predictions
(1) Jonatan Rieuelme
(2) Emil & Dariel
(3) Quintavious Johnson
(4) Kelli Glover???

Judge’s Choice
One Voice Children’s Choir vs Mothmen Dance

One Voice Children’s Choir wins.
Other than my 1,2 and 3 picks, this was the hardest week so far to make predictions because everything else was so lack luster.

My rundown:

Bad Boys of Ballet: Ho hum. They may be good dancers, but this didn’t really excite. Like Howard said, they were the background dancers, now where is the star?

One Voice Children’s Choir: Variation on a popular song. Decent singing, some volume issues. It wasn’t bad, but I don’t think it will get through.

Jonah Smith: Pretty good, not hard to top the previous two acts. I don’t think he’ll get the teen girl vote, so it will be tight.

Dom the Bomb Triple Threat: I agree, mistakes and a brat. I did appreciate that he tried to step up the show and fill the stage. It was somewhat interesting with him knocking over cereal boxes and water bottles. Still, too much going on so he was rushing, and that meant mistakes. And then pelting Nick at the end was obnoxious.

Extreme: I liked it. They really were throwing the girl around, though I have seen the swinging the kid thing with the group that did jumprope with a boy last year. Still, she had a lot of spirit and charisma, and they were high energy. A lot better than Bad Boys.

Emil & Dariel: I have a soft spot in my heart for cellos. I used to play back in school - though not like these guys. I have a sense of appreciation for how hard it is to play that well and to stand up and dance to boot. Great performance, great energy, and great sound. I love the deep soulful sound of the cello anyway, and they were awesome.

Nina Burri: She is beautiful, with stunning blue eyes. They just pop to me. Her contortion is spectacular, I see her as the female flipside to Andrey Mararu. She had strength and control with her handstands while moving her legs in bizarre and unbelievable positions. Her moving her legs independently and asymmetrically really sold it for me. About the only criticism was that it wasn’t high energy, and some upbeat tempo in the music might have helped a bit. But I rate it one of the top acts.

Quintavius Johnson: I was prepared to brush him off as ho hum, but his talent was unmistakable and undeniable. He drew me in. Impressive, not just power and sound, but the emotion.

Mothmen Dance - They had a creative use of the wire act. It was interesting to watch them control their spins and such. But I agree with Mel B, it was a bit slow and repetitive. The long segment where they were tumbling in the middle just kept stretching on and on. They should have cut that shorter, and then done some more dramatic moves at the end. It was a bit lackluster at the end.

Smoothini: Good sleight of hand close up magic. Nice flair with the $100 bill and the goldfish. The only one I don’t really know is the seal on the $100. I can make guesses, but making that seal disappear is tricky, and having a bill that seems real for Howie to inspect. But I agree, close up magic doesn’t play well to the stage and the audience, and doing it they way they did gave Howard and Heidi the perspective of the audience in the room - too small to see what was happening. Like when the stack of ones turned into hundreds - even on the TV screen it wasn’t visible what happened. That needed to be an overhead closeup to read the face of the bills. Our angle made the effect lost and simultaneously made it easy to see how it was done. Didn’t even require FFW if you look close. I don’t think having the TV audience will save it, as we didn’t get as good a view as Howie and MelB. Plus, you can see him sticking the stuff he palmed into his pockets.
Jonatan Riquelme: Huge danger act. First doing a handstand on one roller with the swing really moving, then doing the 5 piece stack on the swing, just climbing onto the stack was tricky, then letting go and balancing. And yes, he had a serious balance check right at the end. WOW.

Kelli Glover: Good performance. I think she will get the end of the night bump in attention.
Top Acts:

Quintavious Johnson
Jonatan Riquelme
Emil & Dariel

Then:

Extreme
Nina Burri
Kelli Grover

My guess is that Kelli will be on the bubble, with either Nina Burri or Extreme. My personal preference is either of those over Kelli. Not that I don’t like her, I just like them better.

As long as they aren’t singing, there’s no branding competition. They couldn’t make a trademark case if they tried.

I think as a tribute element, letting grandfather get his chance to perform, that can work and really play to the heartstrings. If they can get him to play to the tempo and mood of contemporary rock. But I wouldn’t make him a major part of the performance. More like a highlight, a featured player.

I couldn’t agree more. Wow. Those eyes. Stunning.

OK, so only two of my top five pics made it through, but at least all three of my worst pics got sent home.

I was shocked that Smoothini made it over Jonatan. I was so positive it would be the other way around.

As for the comedy act, what’s-his-name who came in second, I didn’t find him all that funny. And to be honest, last week I thought Kenichi (who I usually love) had a pretty weak act too. I enjoyed the Illusionists, even if they did the same act as last year.

Edit: Oh, and if they’re bring wildcards back, when will they do so?

I guess people must have felt that Jonatan’s act was too similar to last time. Too bad, I really enjoyed it. Like you I was really shocked. Normally, when they bring up the first two set of acts it is pretty clear which is going home and which is staying. I usually end up saying something like “Oh Emil and Dariel are up, I wouldn’t want to be the other two acts.” And so when Jonatan and Smoothini came up I think I said “So long Smoothini. Too bad.” Very surprising.

Jonah Smith was also surprising for me, but I don’t think it was a bad pick.

I guess they’ll reveal the wild cards at the start of next week’s show. I would have thought it would have been last night. I don’t recall how it was done in previous seasons.

The voting twist is interesting. The ability to cast votes live might help save an act that didn’t get votes because everybody thought somebody else would vote for them. It should be interesting to see how exactly it works.

I guess I wasn’t paying attention, or missed part of the show, because I’m not sure what you’re talking about. :o

Also, something I keep forgetting to ask, does the studio audience have any special way to vote, or do they have to call or log in like the rest of us?

I don’t know, but I don’t think so.

At the end of the show, they had a preview which said “Voting Twist”. After the preview, Nick Cannon said that starting next week you’ll be able to vote during the live results show. No further details, but my guess is they will say something like “Act X and Act Y please step forward. If you want to save one of these call or text in the next 1 minute” Maybe they’ll give an indication of who would be going home. So “The act moving to the next round is Act X. Unless you call in to save Act Y now. Lines will be open for 2 minutes.”

I’m reserving judgement on whether I like it or not until I see the details. It is most likely just a means for them to increase their voting revenue.

Kind of reminds me of the tweet save they have in “The Voice”

I’ve never watched “The Voice” but maybe that’s where they’re getting the idea from.