Likewise, mentioned in the article that I saw. So he’s a eunuch now? What good is that second-hand penis going to do for him? All this just so he can pee standing up?
To be sure, the article did mention that this case may help advance medical science, eventually to the benefit of all those dispenized war vets. So basically, he’s a human guinea pig.
Senegoid:
Don’t knock it - I’m sure you’ve heard how women complain when someone has left the toilet seat up.
He’ll still be able to have a satisfying sex life, even if he can’t inseminate. How many 64-year-olds want to cause a pregnancy anyway?
“Dirty Jobs” had an episode where a farmer used a gadget called an “Elec-Tro-Jac” to get his animals to, ahem, produce. I’ve heard of some kind of electrodes being implanted into men who have had spinal cord injuries, although I’m pretty sure it’s still experimental.
As for the Probang, that’s actually quite funny. 
But it could have a happy ending.
That would be a ballsy thing to do.
OTOH, if they’re good enough for man’s best friend…
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Um…train for what? And what is an illegitimate penis pump?
Some health insurance plans will pay for, if you will, legitimate penis pumps (i.e. durable medical equipment) with a doctor’s prescription and demonstrated medical need, whereas others are basically sex toys. (No, I never dispensed any, although a few times, a customer would come to the pharmacy counter and ask to talk to the male pharmacist, and inquire about them.)
A poster on another board worked at a dorm for a trade school that had about a 90% male enrollment, and a penis pump was found in a room at the end of the semester. :eek: The woman who found it - not the poster - wondered if it was a stethoscope. :smack: She posted a picture of it, and it sure didn’t look like any stethoscope I’ve ever seen. It actually looked more like a milking machine, which I guess it was in a way, if you think about it. 
Admit it Siam Sam you started this thread just so you could make the pun in #3, right?
Not complaining. It was worth it. Just asking.
Well, no one’s gettin’ mine!
I see someone’s never been to Thailand.
I consider it my seminal work.
The patient, who recently began asking to be known only by his middle and last names, is now expected to re-commence using his first name, John.
Sam your puns from this thread have been relayed to the patient by a pretty young nurse. The patient’s reaction was reported as “growin’”.
The poor guy has been 4 years without a penis.
That must have been hard on him.
I imagine he wouldn’t have thought twice about having the procedure done.
Woody?
mmm
That’s about the long and the short of it.
Trained in judo and jujitsu. For examples of an illegitimate penis pump, check your spam folder.
Regards,
Shodan