For those who don’t know, the use of vacuum pumps to engorge body parts (typically genitalia), results temporary but impressive while they last. An image search with Safesearch off will reveal way TMI. I stumbled upon this and what astonishes me is the increase in length some of these guys have achieved. I’ve seen pictures of guys who are literally twenty inches long pumped. My serious question is, what the hell does this do to the delicate plumbing? Have these guys turned their penises into non-functional flesh hoses just for the sake of pursuing a fetish?
ETA: does anyone know if they’re actually functional in this condition or are they more or less sponges?
Fetish? I’ve never heard that before. I thought those things were for guys who could no longer achieve an erection under normal circumstances. I would do a google search for “penis-pump fetish” but I am busy researching the mating habits of the capybara right now.
My 83-year-old FIL is a widower who is committed to getting as much senior citizen nookie as he possibly can before he shuffles off his mortal coil. He’s juggling two girlfriends right now, and is pulling all sorts of I Love Lucy antics to keep each one from finding out about the other. My wife found the pump under his bed a few months ago. Is he gonna hurt himself with that thing?
If done mild, slow, and steady there can be some stretching of the skin and soft tissue.
But who does that? Users go full throttle and wind up busting capillaries and tearing apart the soft tissue creating a fat mess.
And if you’ve seen a 20 inch long result, I assure you, it’s fake in order to sell the pump since they really don’t work in the way the user would want. It’s like a genie’s wish.
Well, I mean, it’s not an issue I’m ever likely to face, but what would one do with a 20 inch penis? Is it something most women would appreciate?
Wouldn’t be much use for anything, really. I would just polish it up once in a while with Mahogany Pledge to keep it looking spiffy, and show it off at parties.
Remake the “giver” part of the goatse image?
Ask him if he knows “Misty”. Oh, wait. I thought you said “pianist”. Never mind.
If you stumbled upon it, I’d say it’s too long.
Interesting OP name / topic combo.
Yes, excessive pumping can harm function. It may be visually impressive to some people, but functionally, not so much, as the internal erectile tissues get damaged to the point the penis is no longer self-supporting, so to speak. To keep the blood in the penis, the guy needs to tie a tight cord at the base to have any hopes of keeling it firm.
AIUI, to get any significant increase in length, an internal ligament needs to be cut, which, as you may imagine, only further impairs function.
I can humbly assure you they like it just fine.
[returning Austin’s personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I’m telling ya baby, that’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.
Dude I have seen exactly what you are talking about. Some guys pump their penis into this gross looking ball of tumor esque grossness. It is a fetish, and a lot of guys get off on it. I dont really understand it myself, but I have seen the horrors you speak of!
Are these the same pumps advertized on late night tv? They claom they are covered by insurance so musnt they have to work?
I think that, yes, they do work. But can be used incorrectly, and consequently, induce undesired results. YMMV 
It would be something to admire from afar, or perhaps to put on a tastefully spot-lit plinth in the corner of a living room as a conversation piece, but as far as its utility in pleasuring a woman? Not so much.
Or used incorrectly to achieve desired but not recommended results.
no :eek: The thought makes me cringe and cry a little
He is my hero!
Well, if they claom it works then certainly it munst.
You tell me (Not even remotely SFW):
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