Penis pumping (yes, serious question)

They do work for temporary situations, as shown by that active old man upthread, and are often recommended by physicians.

Anything can be used for a fetish. By definition.

Well, since you put it that way, you ought to at least provide us a link, that works! :dubious:

Worked for me. Wish it hadn’t.

Actually, that thing looks like a toilet paper dispenser to me. I see no mechanism that could be possibly be a pump. I can’t prove that the photo is faked but it is wildly improbable. Easier to fake, either by setup or by Photoshop, than to do this for real. That looks bigger than John “See That Lump In My Sock” Falcon, World’s Biggest Penis, who is 13.5".

I can’t even believe I’m adding a comment to this thread; but here it is.

Is there anyone on this board who will admit to using personally using one? I think that would be a great “ask the…” topic.

Make for a good Hans & Franz skit too.

If by the tiniest chance that guy’s penis is that long and fat, it wasn’t the pump’s doing. More than likely, the pump is the only thing that can help him achieve an erection.

Also, fake.

It was just too big for the Internet.

So there’s no evidence any of this is real? I admit to morbid curiosity. And as for capillary damage…is that also real? I might remind folks we ARE in GQ…

:smiley:

Inquisitive minds (not heads!) want to know (seriously!).

Any evidence of anything…at all?

I’m afraid the hard truth is nothing short of plastic surgery will do much to enhance penis size. And beware, because there have been a series of incidents in the Thai news of men having such procedures done at dodgy clinics, with horrifying results.

I’ve known several people who’ve used them, and yes they work, but the result is temporary. In fact, I have a prescription for a Pos-T-Vac from my endocrinologist, but don’t know whether I’ll ever have it filled (no pun intended). If I do, you’ll be the [del]first[/del] second to know. And yes, my supplemental Medicare insurance will cover most of the cost.

I believe the guy’s name is Jonah, not John. Yeah, there he is.

Not to mention the infamous bagel-dog penis account here…

Sounds like a coelacanth, yeah it’s great to see one they’ve pulled up to the surface but it’s gonna die shortly after getting there.

Well, TMI but at my age, who cares. Mine was recommended by a urologist and yes, it worked. Once the penis was pumped up, the use of a “cock ring” for lack of a better word was necessary.
The time required to pump and the dexterity required to put the ring in place was often a really mood killer. Mutual oral gratification was out and away much better than the damn pump.

ETA: The pump generated “erection” lasted long enough for the MOG.

Hahahahah what in the hell is that about?! I wanted to see the picture there too but I couldn’t see it, dead link. So he put an object in his penis to make it bigger, did I read that properly?

Do an image search for “bagel dog”. A big lumpy puffy cylinder with a meaty end sticking out.

Essentially, the guy in question had unlicensed plastic surgery in exchange for drugs, and his penis ended up looking like a bagel dog, which looked horrifying and also hurt every time it became erect.

I often wonder what happened to that fellow – did he ever get out of prison and get his affliction remedied? Alas, we may never know.

Yes, I used one that was paid for by my insurance because it was obtained by prescription. As someone upstream noted, the erection that resulted had to be maintained by a cock ring. Even with that ring, there as a very loose connection at the root of the penis that adversely affected insertion. I was very disappointed, as was my partner.

Allowed myself to be talked into resorting to a prosthesis; I.E. a pump. Erections achieved with the pump were satisfactory but the surgery required to install the damn thing resulted in a loss of sensitivity. Plus, if I had had any idea of the recovery from that surgery I would never have had it done. Think massive bruising and swelling resulting in pain medication and ice packs. I am subject to migraine headaches and the pain resulting from the surgery was the only pain I’ve ever felt that could be compared to the pain of a migraine. Taken all around, I think I would prefer the migraine to the penis pump.

I posted twice in this thread----what I get for not reading the entire thing.

The real danger of a penis pump is the damage it will inflict upon ones judicial career.