Has anyone tried the Bathmate penis pump?

It uses water to tug on your wiener and is supposed to make it permanently larger over time. people are saying it’s way better than normal ones and I want to know if it’s actually legit. anyone try one?

Has tugging on your wiener since you were 12 made it permanently longer?

It’s definitely bigger than when I was 12 so I guess it’s working.

heh heh heh. They said “weiner.”

Penis pumps inflate the seller’s wallet. But nothing else.

Not that I would know first-hand.

It’s really not my bag, baby.

what you got is what you got. ain’t no way around that.

By its very nature, could any penis-enlarging pump thingy really be described as “normal”?

I find oral sucking as often as possible helps to maintain what I have.

Wouldn’t that kind of thing damage the capillaries ?

My word, you are flexible.

golf clap

Is THAT why you’ve been eschewing blow jobs for all these years?

Look, bub! If you want somebody to chew when they’re giving you a blowjob, you’re sicker than we thought!

But on the other hand …

Hey! Hey! Hey! What the heck do you think you’re doing down there sweetheart! Get back up here, those capillaries are delicate!

rummages through penis pump drawer

No.

Are they selling penis mightiers?

They sell products to make your penis larger. I need someone that sells a product to make my penis smaller. :cool:

How about this?