Ouch!
I once saw a video in an email some sicko sent me that showed a dude with a cinder block hanging from his junk, trying to do the same type of “enhancement” on himself, trailer park style.
Sounds like a great stocking stuffer. 
I’m surprised you’re not asking for your friend, PSXer.
Don’t waste your money on this or any other penis enlargement product.
- They don’t work.
- They may be harmful.
- Having a bigger penis will not improve your life.
So did your penis get smaller when you clicked that link?
Because mine sure did- it acted like a scared turtle.
What about the lives of others?
If you were ever cool, this pretty much kills that.
The right bath mate could make my penis grow.
I’ve often found a bathmate can make my penis larger. Especially so if she tugs on my weiner.
Yes, I am intrigued by the OP’s reference to “normal ones”. Like, those penis pumps that we all have lying around the house somewhere.
I have used a bathmate before. I am not really into any kinda male enhancement stuff, but I bought one (NEW) from ebay because I saw it on tosh.0. It didnt really make my manhood any larger, at least not long term. But I only used it like three times anyway. Thought about selling it on ebay but yea, nobody wants that.
Clerk - One Swedish made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers - That’s not mine.
Clerk - One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers - I’m telling you baby, that’s not mine.
Clerk - One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers - I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.
Clerk - One book, Swedish Made Penis Enlargers And Me - This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby, by Austin Powers.
If you really want to increase the barometric deviation, use your penis pump in Death Valley.
True story - have a friend who’s boyfriend uses one to temporarily enlarge himself. I did not delve further into details their sex life.
Joe Biden has 7 great tips for “bulking up your junk” on the Onion. But I can’t remember if the Bathmate was one of them, and I can’t very well listen to it at work.
Which model and year? Details, man!
I love PSXer threads.
Did you ever get the Jurassic Park jeep?
Did you eat the MREs?
And lets not forget “I think I met my girlfriend’s physical boyfriend”.
I am always amazed when some guys asks if this “penis pump” or “penis enlargement pill” or “albino rhino horn powder” really works?!
Dude - if any of those DID work, don’t you think this would be on the news and suddenly millions of men would be buying them overnight?
When that miracle product is developed, that does indeed make your schlong grow to 10-18 inches, I hope I am able to buy stock in the product at least two minutes before it goes on the market! It would make early earnings form Apple stock look like chump change.
I’m a single dad in your local town and I discovered this one old weird tip to growing a huge penis.