Has anyone tried the Bathmate penis pump?

bolding mine. I wish he had a twitter or facebook page I could haunt.

I find it helps if I plant it deep.

Yeah. I don’t follow anyone on twitter, but I would follow him.

Was that perhaps Mr Lifto, from the Jim Rose Circus? He did that as part of his act. Quite a sight, but oddly enough not as horrifying as him suspending cinder blocks from his nipple rings. Now **that ** looked painful.

If the jewelry is of sufficient gauge, ain’t no big thing.

the Ranger is still going fine. Maybe I’ll look into getting a JP jeep when it’s time to buy a new vehicle. I ate the MRE and it was fine but I got diarrhea. I don’t post on twitter as much anymore but this thread inspired me to go back and look at my old ones and there’s some real gems from 2009-2010 (ah how I miss the good old days) @JamesRKirk

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Yes, well that’s why the people they make them for are called grunts. Seriously, what part of the word ‘fine’ do you not understand?

I thought they’re made intentionally to have the opposite problem, hence “meals refusing to exit.”

Interesting revival pattern this thread has- once for eBay, once for poop.

(I think MREs are supposed to digest well. They don’t stop you up, you just poop less, like dogs do with quality dog food.)

It was actually revived this time by a spammer, but I see those posts were sent to the cornfield.

You forgot the classic “How much do you tip the ticket guy at the movies?”

Whatever you do, don’t open up their dishwasher. Og only knows what they’re running through there for cleaning. :eek:

There are men who use penis pumps for ED (and insurance sometimes pays for them, especially with a prescription) but it doesn’t make their junk bigger except in the moment.

There’s a pharmacist in my town who used to have his own store, and it was in the same building as a urologist, so he was the go-to guy regarding their use. When he sold his store to a nearby grocery store and went to work for them, they constructed a private room for his consultations.

Forgive my ignorance here but I was under the impression that penis pumps were for aesthetic purposes only and had no functional use; meaning you couldn’t “use it” after pumping it up. But that sounds kinda stupid so maybe I’m wrong…

Actually, that’s what these things were invented for in the first place.

http://info.rejoynmedical.com/bid/176589/Is-a-Penis-Pump-for-Erectile-Dysfunction-Really-The-Answer