Amigos y Amigas!

Bump.

Coldy did promise to bring back tequila for us all, right?

On second thought, once he sees what we did to his car he’ll probably need it for anesthetic.

Veb

Coldie (for when you do read this) we miss you!!!

And vacation was the only excuse you could have profferred for missing my birthday.

Enjoy yourselves.

yojimbo, did you have to tell him? I had a cunning plan…

oh, bump.

Get the bump on the groove…get the bump on the groove!

Dance! Dance!

One, two, lunge, bite! One, two, lunge, bite!

Coldy, here’s wishing you an excellent rest of your vacation this side of the Prime Meridian! Have a couple beers for me.

Remember what cecil said about tequila in this column
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtequila.html

let the bumping commence.

Who IS this “Noone” and why hasn’t he been banned yet?
(kidding)

Last time I knew, Coldfire was going to Austria (is that right) skiing (you can see how long I’ve been away from the Board)and now the man is in Mexico.

::sigh:: I’m envious!

However, I do hope you have a great time - don’t get sunburned!

Enjoy yourself in the Western Hemisphere, Coldfire. Send me a bottle of tequila, preferably Herradura Seleccion Suprema or Don Julio Reposado. Nummy Nummy.

Time to shoot this back up.

darn, I was so hoping you’d go for Paddy O’Furniture …

Have uno or dos cervesas for me, please.

Bump.

A certain unnamed person (of Irish persuasion) toddled off on vacation (holiday? R&R; anyway); rashly promised alchoholic goodies to his stalwart Doper Friends and then reneged on the whole deal.

Shocking, yeah; but he let himself get sidetracked by sun, fun, romance and pure self-indulgence and drank up the PROMISED gifts to the Dopers who were his True Friends.

Hideous, and something our FreezerBurn would never do.

Coldy sneers at Montezuma’s Revenge; he laughs at selfish things that thwart lesser beings…(gulp) he convulses with mirth at what BluePony (alone) did to his Poo-Joe.

And he stands the whole group to a lethal tequila, shots and margarita party when he returns.

Wasn’t me; it was beatle,
Veb

estais. I can’t stand the vosotros form…grrr. It’s only for Spain, yet they teach it to students in the Americas. Why?

that’s an industrial strength bump.

Sorry John .

Estoy haciendo mi deber que topa esta cuerda de rosca para Coldfire. Él es un hombre virile digno de muchos espaldarazos. Espero que su tope cariñoso del molino de viento tenga un gran rato en México. Coma un burrito para mí y eche los ojos soulful en un senorita picante apenas una vez. Ahora consiga su tope de nuevo a la tarjeta y hágame la risa con sus postes.

Dammit, that weenie Coldfire’s gonna be back and he’s gonna ruin all my fun…

Just kidding (mostly… sorta… kinda…). Hurry back here, so we can flame your ass for ditching us for two weeks.

i got here just in time, this thread was on the second page. whooo.