Well, OK. I don’t really hate you all. I just hate Mully. Damn bastard is teaching his dog to piss on my picture. But still, I’m going to leave the lot of you.
[sub]For two whole weeks.[/sub]
I’ll be off to Mexico with my beloved girlfriend. If all is well, I will return on August 31, and I will tell you as soon as possible.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Don’t mess with the stereo, and don’t let any strangers in, OK?
Oh, and the shiny Peugeot out front is off limits, ya hear? Yes, EVEN if you need to be rushed in to hospital. Sheesh.
Need some road music please! Van Halen for starters!
Cheetos, Krispy Kreme donuts (sorry about the stains Coldie!), needs some fuzzy dice on his mirror…, Beatle should look cool in Mexican sombrero and Ray Bans
…should be able to get past Russian border guards if we stay cool and not light all the bottle rockets at one time.
What kinda Eurotrash road map is this? What’s the distance in real MILES?? Screw this!! :::throws out map:::
We navigate by the sun!!
But enough of the trivial stuff, who’s bringing the beer? If we rip out the spare tire and trunk upholstery out of Coldie’s car, we can fit a few more coolers!
Who put spray cheese all over the back seat. Oh well, that should come out too. When we get to Moscow…
I’ve got beer! Always wanted to learn to speak Russkie! Spasebaw tovarish and all that!
BTW, Coldie, I came in here thinking this must be a joke (even a newbie knows about Coldfire!). Enjoy the trip! Don’t forget to bring back t-shirts for all.
Shayna dear, I’ll take you wherever you want to go.
