Please bring me back some chea…cold champagne you dutch bastard. If I don’t hear from you by two weeks time I will just pop open this bottle of asti spumonte.
Oh and have a great time! 
Have fun, and don’t drink the water. Be sure to take some American dollars; they’re accepted just about everywhere, and the Peso worthless.
Okay, okay! We’re gonna get excited but let’s get strapped in first. Osip’s riding shotgun so I’ll ride tail. That means we’ve got to yank the trunk lid and run a CO[sub]2[/sub] line out to the trunk, er, tailgun (we’ll want to keep the liquids near the center of gravity, in case 'pony needs to maneuver).
The seemingly scrap trunk lid (er, boot) can double briefly as a brushguard, at least until we get past the German/Polish border.
Have Fun!!
Bring me back something French!!
:::ties silk scarf over hair ala Geena Davis:::
Woohoo! Road trip!
:::hops in beside beatle:::
Hey, how 'bout some tunes? Since beatle is here…
…Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR!..
Yes! The tap water is well-known for its cleansing properties.
Hey, I’ve got the beer, here! It’s the watery American kind, but I’m Freezerburn won’t mind a few dozen empties rolling around.
I wonder if this thing is really the speed machine Coldy says it is? ::slams back from g-force; spills beer!:: Hmmm, guess it is. Uh, Blue? Are you they drive on the left in Holland?
Mind if I sit in your lap, beatle? Persephone looks like she’s getting ready to do the 151 and lighter trick again. Floor the Pooh-joe, Bluepony; bet she can get a flame trail going if you bury the needle on theis sucker.
Veb
If I’ve got Perse beside me, I can do anything. And it looks to me like we seriously need to consider pickin’ up Veb.
Awwww, Coldy, you’re leaving us? Since you’re gone, can i borrow your clogs for the two weeks? I mean, you’re not gonna need 'em in Mexico. They’ll just get stolen if you go too far from the highly populated areas.
hops in car
looks around
Oh god…you knew we couldn’t hold out for long…
It’s EUROPEAN GUY STUFF!!!
:::stops singing:::
What? Did somebody say…flames?
Muahahahahahahahaha…
Somebody hold on to my feet. I’m going over the back. I feel that flame trail calling me! Woohoo!
Yeah, yeah, I’ll keep an eye on the Pit while you’re gone, you slacker. Think you’ll reach 5000 at THIS rate?!? Come on, hurry up!
Anyway, have fun, drink much… and feel free to stop by southern California… it’s practically Mexico, anyway.
Coldfire is legendary. Even if most of the legends are written on bathroom walls…
While in Mexico, enjoy the burro show. 
Bah! He’s only legendary 'cuz he gots good PR people. Yer a bum, I tell ya, a bum! Well, okay, I’m sorry… “Shelterly challenged”.
(Again, enjoy your trip)
Have a great time Coldy! We’ll miss you and can’t wait to hear about your adventures.
Now, are you guys going to come pick me up in Heidelberg or not? I think we need to take this show on the Autobahn. That poor peugot has been stuck on those lame 120k p/hr Dutch highways for too long.
:::runs off to pack beer, prezels and lederhosen::::
*sob-sob-*snort bwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
YEs, He’s gone for 2 weeks!!! now someone else might have a chance to get in there with the put-downs!!!
Have a great time ya big ::wally::
You might want to be careful of altitude sickness in Mexico - I believe some of that country is actually above sea level.
Have a good one and don’t corrupt that English girlie.
Holland - the definition of low life.
Well, Coldy, have fun. I don’t know how we’ll survive two whole weeks without you.
(Is he gone yet? He is? WOO HOO! Par-tay! Par-tay! Pump up the volume! Put more beer on ice! WOO HOO!)
or eat the ice!
This is the magical phrase that makes everything OK.
" Dos cervesas, por favor."
Say it like ya mean it(I know you do). Have a wonderful fucking time.
later, Tom