Oh yeahhhhhhh, sorry ! 
Our intrepid messiah returns from his glacial exploits, takes a deep breath of London air, coughs and sets sights towards conquering the fair city of Dam, capital of never-netherland and home of the legendary Ajax.
Well maybe – if the car is repaired in time (brakes went). I will know tonight whether it will be ready for the morning. If not I will probably jump on a plane anyway. Planing to stay at the Mercure, but haven’t booked as yet.
Could somebody please email me a mobile/telephone number or two, ta. I will post this evening when I learn more about my chariots fate.
Am I the only one with this image forming of ‘It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World’ ? - I see folk with crazed eyes maniacally racing from all directions on two continents in various unlikely modes of transport to some distant speck on the map.
BTW Twisty, Terry Thomas was in that film “I shay, you’re all a complete shower”
messiah - My British Midland flight out of LHR (coming back Monday) was a reasonable £100.60, inc. taxes. Might be worth a shot ?
Messiah, check your mail!
There’s no way in hell you can get a flight for 100 quid now, I’m afraid… maybe EasyJet, as shitty as Luton is.
Try KLM, BA, and British Midland. A flight may be possible, but will be costly.
I know this is MPSIMS but you’re all a pack of BASTARDS. 
John did Mick give you the description of the card pipe?
Jasper I’m doing a 3 day stopover in A’dam in June/July on my way back from Asia with micilin and Bernie. If you still in the city we’ll hopefully hook up with you then.
Have a brilliant time y’all 
Hey Peter!
We love you too.
Sorry you can’t make it mate.
If you’ll let me know what dates you’ll be in A’dam, I’ll make sure to plan yourself, mic, and the lovely Bernie into my schedule - good idea!
Ooooooooh yes. You all should take very good care of My Fierra - or Una will come and take care of you. (cracks knuckles, tries to look menacing)
How did I miss that one ? Personally, I prefer Castrol - it’s white, making it easy to see if you missed a spot, it congeals pretty quickly and its stickiness reduces fling-off when at speed. Besides, it comes in a handy refillable pocket-sized spray.
Pretty hard to remove if it gets on the wrong surfaces, though…
S. Norman
Spiny signs off, kicks the tires, lights the fires and heads south. See y’all!