Stream Dreams Blow up pigs and Turksploitation, a tale of Amsterdam

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A funny thing happened on the way to the forum…

Let me start my story by telling you all about how I got here.

Yes, It was by plane for all the smart asses out there :wink:

Let me just say, the second best feeling in the world has to be the accelleration of an Aeroplane before take off.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand.

Amsterdam rocks like a schoolkids satchel on boulder show and tell day.

I got in at about 9am, rang Coldy and went for a beer in a fine bar in Schipol Airport. First of the day, and damn, it tasted good.

930am. Met up with Coldy and waited for Fierra at the Arrivals gate. We were accosteds by a dishevelled looking harridan in a Baltimore Ravens t-shirt going by the name of wierdDave. Introductions were made, and no sooner where they over, but the whole process was repeated when Fierra arrived. Back in fr another beer, and back to coldys.

Coldy went to pick up Shayna from the Airport so me and fierra had a good old chinwag about the state of the world, an end to war and if my bum looked big in this blanket.

A grolch or 2 later, Shayna and Kferr arrived, so we sat down for some pastries and a really bad movie on the turkish channel. This film made Ed Wood spin in his grave. It had bad 80’s hair, Disco scenes, drugs, sex and motorbikes, as well as the fakest looking screaming queen you could ever imagine. After a good hour of MST’ing this movie to pieces, and the grand arrival of Hibernicus, complete with car after a run in with the Belgian police (different thread, different time) it was time to drop the hotel people back to the hotel. Dave got a quick nap in while me and Spiny Norman discussed the pro’s and cons of Japanese Rice Burning Bikes.
After picking the others up from the Hotel an hour later, It was great to discover that London_calling had arrived safely and was ready for a drunken weekend of Debauchery unbeknownst to Bechenstein himself. (Inflatable pigsand tales of the unexpected anyone??)

We met up with Messiah (he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy) and proceded to the neared bar after picking up Sassy (yes, that is everyone) Several beers were accompanied by a fine meal and Even more beer.

Yes officer, I’ve had a few beers, but the Pink Elephants are guiding me home. No officer, I dont need to go down to the station, not for you, not for anybody.

My god, Its only Friday Night.

Once more into the breach, Cry havok and let slip the dogs of Phwooar!!!

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“Chinwag”? Oh my God, that’s something sexual, isn’t it? I was afraid this was going to happen. <>
Ask Fierra what "<>" means…

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HooAhh! I’m so glad you are all having fun, even that small bitter part of me that can’t believe that there is a party going on just 500K away without me.

Did you check on Poofy for me? Make sure Cheesy Poof is taking good care of her. Damn, I miss that pig. :frowning:

Have fun guys, don’t drink any warm milk and take lots and lots of pictures.

Miss y’all!

Tracy

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makes note to become millionaire soon so he doesn’t miss out on these things anymore
Now I just want to know if that hug got passed on…

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Now I am jealous…

So many dopers meet in Amsterdam for a weekend of unlimited fun…and you spend couple of hours watching an extra lousy film on s **Turkýsh TV channel[/]!
AND WITHOUT MY EVER ENLIGHTENING GUIDANCE!!!

:slight_smile:
anyway I hope you guys are having the best of times!

When do yu post the pictures?
That should be a whole different party then!

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giggles

So THAT was why you were watching the Turkish channel? I thought it was just y’alls atrocious taste or something… :slight_smile:

And for the record, ICQing with these clowns in a trip. (Still gonna send me those movies, Twisty? ;))

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Yeah, well I’m not jealous. I’m not bored out of my mind either. But if I don’t get that postcard, I will have to kill. Just so you know.

Bastards…

::Soda leaves her computer, muttering obscenities under her breath::

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But in a good way. :wink:

:::tater does happy giggles dance here:::

Just got my drunked phone call and they sound like they are having a blast.

Thanks everyone for calling! You really made my night. Now I don’t know how I’m going to sleep. Sniffles. Seriously, I was weeping.

And I know about the blackmail pictures, so don’t even think about not publishing them. :smiley:

Ooooooh, I’m so happy!!!

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Your postcard is written, Soda. Unfortunately, Your address is in my work e-mail, so I will send it to you when I get back.
Today, we went to the Dutch National museum, followed by a drunken excursion to an Irish bar, drunken phonecalls and a leson in table climbing by a Drunken London Calling. Ladies, you dont know what your missing until you have seen L_C swing his legs around a table.
Plenty more scandal, and real scandal, but thats a story for another time!!! :wink:

Tomorrow will consist of the Van Gogh Exhibition and a visit to a “Coffee” shopp. nudge nudge wink wink.
Post tomorrow!!!

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Would that be the scandalous way the curbs in A’dam just appear out of nowhere, m’dear? :smiley:

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When TwistofFate falls over, he falls over. Less graceful fallers might try to break their fall by throwing their arms out, but Twisty just goes straight from vertical to horizontal, no nonsense, so that for a second everyone thinks he’s just disappeared mid-sentence.

As for the bizarre sequence of events that was my Saturday night in Amsterdam after I left you guys, that too is a story for another time, but suffice to say it involved finding myself bruised and confused many hours later riding in the back of a police van with a girl called Rashida from Curacao. If any of you meet her, run away while you still can, she is trouble like you wouldn’t believe.

tater, glad we made you happy!

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Ack Bunny Boy, you can’t just hint at a good story and not tell it! Did I not accidently slip (and if you tell you’re dead mister) my big secret to you? Did I not invite you to my birthday party? Hmmmm?

Now I’m unhappy. I am doing the sad tater mope. Yup. :frowning:

And the rest of y’all, where’s my details? The dirt? My updates? Fierra, did you get the pic I asked for?

And most importantly, men at the manly house of Coldfire, how’s Poofy???

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I’m gonna get a postcard! I’m gonna get a postcard!

::Soda does the happy, happy dance::

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Did I miss something?!? I knew I shouldn’t have gone home so soon. What happened?? Did it involve bananas, ladies of ill repute and Twisty, as everyone expected, or was it worse?

Wow, hibernicus! What happened!? You didn’t wink at her in a suggestive matter, now did you? It’s best to keep that for the ladies behind the windows, you know.

Just to tell you guys that I had a blast last Saturday and to apologise that I didn’t make it on Sunday. I woke up at 7 PM and didn’t really feel like going out anymore. My guilt complex has not been relieved yet either, since 7 PM is a hell of a time to start cleaning the house. SO in hindsight, it would probably have been better if I just stayed in Amsterdam afterall… Hope you still had a great Sunday though. Did you make it to the Anne Frank house?

And uh… how was the coffee?

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Arghh! If it’s the scandal I’m thinking of then it happend while you were there Aghris. Unless there is some new scandal that I wasn’t informed about. Dangit, I knew I should have gone for one of my “walks” and snuck out to A’dam!

Oh yeah, and Twisty, when ya gonna take me out man-hunting like you promised on Saturday night? :wink:

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Aaah… that scandal… Well, it wasn’t so much as scandalous as it was erm… how shall I put it…? Well, maybe we should leave that to them…

Anyway… next time you’re around tater, we’ll hold a small private dopefest just for you, as promised. We’ll show the infamous curb then as well.

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Aghris, I can’t wait to have a mini-Dutch Doperfest!

And don’t you hate having to keep secrets? :wink:

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Nah, it’s not that big a deal. I’m quite good at keeping secrets. It’s a skill I have mastered since two of my best friends started dating not too long ago. (You have to if you want to be the one who is hearing all the smut ;)).

And anyway, I doubt it is going to stay secret for very long…

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Yeah, probably not. I happen to know for a fact that certain Dopers who were in attendance have really big mouths. :wink:

And which of your two friends started dating? Do I know them? Tell me! Tell me!

Sorry, I’m really freaking nosey. :smiley:

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I really doubt that you would know them, knowing that they live in The Netherlands and you somewhere across that deep, blue thing they call ocean, but I live with one of them and the other is my best friend since 10 years ago or so, so you can understand that I hear the most interesting stories from both sides (including those about fore-, mid- and afterplay). I must say that I will never look at these two people the same way ever again :wink: