Twisty I’d like a slice of cheese. Cheese doesn’t mock me. Cheese looks out for me. Cheese doesn’t abandon me.
FranWe went to a strip club. They wouldn’t let us in because Twisty is a hippie who wears trainers.
Annie I felt Fran’s breastessess. Not now earlier.
Fran She did feel my boobs. It felt good.
P Daddy Puff (Fran - this is what Ana thinks the popular rap artist is called)
ToF: No, you need a dishcloth to make a chicken, and I haven’t got a dishcloth.
Ianzin: You know the tubes sticking out of the ground… don’t you always want to pour concrete down there?
Crusoe {Elaborate yet abandoned-early attempt at drawing in biro the interior of the Punch and Judy pub in Covent Garden}
Fran There is no lobby.
Synnic Notes how nice Twisty’s bum is
Kferr This note intentionally left blank.
Omnes Crusoe is a hottie – The Women
Irish men have nice bums.
Someone Fierra has a very nice ring
Hibernicus Macadamia are god’s own nuts
Alex Manboob
ObiWan {cartoons of doper wimmins}
Beer god.
[Goonies] I love you guys [/Goonies]
{drawing of a two men, one wielding a stick, with the caption: KILL ALL HIPPIES}
Gartog Hi. I am Gartog. Anahita wanted me and I came.
Anahita I’ve got two willies!
Steve Wright So, I came down from Oxford, with the clouds floating in the serene blue sky. Amd I looked over the green rolling fields, and the stands of trees that represent the last of England’s ancient greenwood. And, in the hedgerows, fragile flowers peeped out. And I saw all that glowing emerald foliage, and I said to myself
****ing hayfever season again
jr8 The thing to remember about London is that
- Everything is much closer together than you think it is
- Nothing is “quaint”
- Never buy a kebab from any place open past midnight
Someone Well, I’m impressed. I wouldn’t stick that up my nose.
Ianzin You are thinking of the Queen of Hearts**
Fran Kabbes is a stats geek. He spent half an hour explaining stats. We like him.
b]Kabbes** Hello lno, this is Kabbes. I came for the booze, the dope and the chat. I got a headache and a man with a nail up his nose. Can’t wait for next time.
Fierra Ana just offered to French kiss everyone! Look what you’ve missed!!!
Twisty {graph demonstrating the correlation between beer and stomach ache}
Phew. Need. Sleep.