January Londope

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

For those who didn’t attend, here are some questions:

1 - Which two dopers (mutually) pulled?

2 - Who missed getting a photo of #1 snogging?

3 - Who was able to drink beer from her cleavage without spilling any?

4 - Which young man was rather overcome by beer?

5 - Who stood by me at London Bridge station and didn’t twig until he got to the pub?

6 - Whom did I not recognise straight off because he was considerably different?

7 - Who had to be shown how to operate a certain digital camera?

More later.

2

I don’t know the answer to any of the above questions, but I’m certainly looking forward to finding out the answers.

3

The scary thing is that I was there and can still only answer one of the questions with any certainty.

Either I left too soon, or my usual disconnect with reality had kicked in again.

4

I know the answer to all but two of those questions. Tir does have a rather impressive cleavage. :wink:

After you lightweights went home, me and ma boyz went on somewhere else, then somewhere else, spent way too much money and did way too many bad things, and finally arrived home at 7.30am. And I got bitten by a python, twice.

Quiet night really.

5

Numbers 1 - 3 I know.
Number 4 is a frankly malicious bit of slander designed to sull the good standing of a certain doper (who shall be completely exonerated when the photos of the evening go up).
5 & 6 require knowledge gained by turning up nearlier than I did.
My memories relating to 7 are kind of fuzzy as I remember a good few people needing instruction in operation of electronics.

6

1-Actually that happened at the previous dopefest, I guess you were too involved with Pauls Porn Pony to notice! :wink:

2-That’ll be me then.

3-I guess I had better own up to this one too.

4-Hurrah! Not me!

5-The Porn Pony Prince!

6-oh, not me again!

7-Yup, another one not me!

and one for the men…

8-Who is gonna identify the pictures of their knackers? I forgot all the owners! :wink:

7

1 - No one actually pulled at this dopesfest

2 - That would be Tir, and whoever else had cameras.

3 - Tir yet again.

4 - Would that be the same young Doper who was overcome by the beer at the previous two Dopefests, and of which there is photographic evidence?

5 - Don’t know.

6 - See above. :slight_smile:

7 - That may have been Tir again, but I was known to have had difficulties operating said piece of equipment.

I can help you on one of them. :wink:

8

You seem to be leaping to a conclusion here. Technically, there were dopers of the opposite sex still present when you left the last pub, so you can’t be entirely sure.

[Of course, I can’t be sure either. And I’m going to regret that use of “technically”.]

Anyway, what are the answers to 5-7 ?

9

Well, actually the answers to 2 (I had Tir’s camera at the time of the snogging) and 7 (I was feeling the effects of my 4th pint) are yours truly. Yep, I’m a pr*t.

10

Pshah! It was my bloody camera, I think I know how to work it! honestly! I was the only one who did!

qts, nevermind, I missed plenty of snogging piccies too. Oh dear, a Londope with no kissy pics, what a sad, sad day. However, as I mentioned we do have piccies of blokeys bollocks, so I guess that makes up for it. :wink:

11

This should read: “there were dopers of opposite sexes still present …”. That makes far more sense. I think.

12

There were also dopers of like sexes too…
:smiley:

13

On reflection [and on preview], the non-hetrosexually biased version of that should be “there were dopers still present …”.

I’ll get my coat.

14

9. Whose posh and roomy new flat, conveniently situated over a pub in Hoxton, has been volunteered[sup]*[/sup] as the setting for the next Londope?
*Not necessarily by the flat’s resident

15

This is true. I suppose a better answer to that question would therefore be:

No one pulled at this Dopefest that I know of. :wink:

16

:smiley:
1-i think i know.
2- tir I reckon
3- ditto: pictures please
4- that could be anyone of us, but i know who it is
5- that would be me!
6- and me again
7-dont know

does anyone know what time i went home? i dont remember shit after leaving the kings head(?). took me 10 minutes to find my keys yesterday morning too, and loose change was all over the bedroom floor.
I rock!

17

I think the answer to 7 was me, in the George, attempting to get a photo of Tir’s attempt at drinking beer from her cleavage. That piece of technology and I really were not getting on very well together.

10 - Who removed my hairclip and hooked it onto the back of my trousers?

18

1 Pulled? What is that?

2 Oh, I know what snogging is so I think I know what pull means.
5 Didn’t twig? How does one twig and how can one avoid it.

Jaysus, didn’t they lernt you no good english in school?

19

Pull - verb, to get together with someone, so to speak

Yeah, the two generally are related. :slight_smile:

To twig something means to catch on, or realise something.

20

PICCIES!

A pint to whoever correctly identifies the 9 sets of gonads first!

:smiley: