Hello folks,
I’m home sick today. I don’t need any sympathy or anything like that…I need to be cheered up and amused.
Think you’ve got what it takes?
(Actually, it doesn’t take much to amuse me :))
Some acceptable forms of amusement:
[ul]
[li]Flirting[/li][li]Games[/li][li]Jokes[/li][li]Links[/li][li]Flirting[/li][/ul]
Oh, did I say flirting twice? Silly me…boy, is my face red. 
Rose
Hey, baybee, show me them WickleTeats[sup]tm[/sup]!
Oh man, I am so high right now…
Get better, Rosie posie.
Here’s a link I find amusing. I hope it cheers you up! 
So Blu… how you doin?
Hey Ginger, know what might make me feel better? Maybe you could show me the GingerTeats? I’m sure that would amuse me…
:::makes sure Dr Matrix isn’t looking and smooches Cajun Man::: Heehee…
Kaotic, I think I’d find that more amusing if it didn’t remind me of my In Laws. 
Hey Rasa…don’t you have a cam too? Hmm…RasaTeats…
Good thing I have all day to ‘amuse’ myself…hehe
Hey, getting sick gets you webcams on DoperBabeBoobies? Somebody infect me, please…
There and I thought ** WB ** would be disappointed when she asked for flirting, and got mostly women and a gay man…
Well, I good one I heard again recently is better visual, but…
A deputy in a rural area comes upon a convertible that ran off the road and hit a tree. Both bodies were thrown form the car, so he can’t even tell who was driving. As he ponders his report, he hears something up the tree. He looks up and sees a monkey.
“Hey little fellow, what are you doing here?”
::monkey points at dead people::
“Oh, you were with them? Too bad you can’t tell me what happened.”
::monkey makes a drinking motion::
“They were drinking?”
::monkey nods, then makes a motion like smoking a joint::
“They were smoking pot? What else?”
::monkey nods, then makes pelvic thrusts::
“They were having sex too? What were you doing while they were doing this?”
:: monkey holds hands a foot apart, makes steering motions....I said I was gonna save this for when you needed it…so here goes…I was walking down the street and I sprained my foot…I don’t know how…there must have been something in my shoe.
:looks at the audience looking at me:
What??? I didn’t say it would be funny to YOU, it will be funny to HER…
Some links for my poor sick beloved Wicklet:
Seanbaby’s Superfriends Page
The Smoking Gun (check the archive, lots of interesting stuff)
Jabootu’s Movie Reviews Reviews of really bad movies. The reviews are long, but hilarious.
Weird NJ Magazine about strange stuff in New Jersey. Read the legend of Shades of Death Road! Marvel at the Stone Living Room! Quake in fear at the Devil’s Tree!
Well, that should keep you busy for a little while…
:runs into the room nekkid:
Hiho!
:runs out of the room:
lurkernomore, that was very funny…a monkey driving a car! What will they think of next? Heehee. Thanks for the smile.
Odieman: ROFLMFAO!
Everyone else: Sometimes stupid things make me laugh uncontrolably, like a certain word or phrase. One day Odie was telling me about his day, and he said “something in my shoe”. That was it, I laughed and giggled for hours after.
I love you Odie. Thank you.
Maximus, you always have the bestest links. Thank you for turning me on to The Smoking Gun, where I can read all about the filth in my food in glorious, excruciating detail. And, I had forgotton how much I loved the Wonder Twins. smooches
rob, you left before I could fondle you! Get back in here! hehe
I love you guys!
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Pokey the Penguin!!
This is the most truly demented thing on the net. You could not duplicate this if you tried. Be sure to go through the archives.
Hey Wicky, don’t you want me to save my…‘entertainment’…for Dopetoberfest?
Damn. I thought the thread title said “sticky” and was hoping to see the explanation of that…
Okay…here it comes…the joke post:
A guy walks into a bar and says, “Ouch.”
What, too lame for you? All right, let me see. I have a good one. It’ll take your mind off your condition, as it is very involved.
You’re driving a bus, where the fare is fifty cents for adults, twenty five for senior citizens, and where kids ride free, and fifteen people get on in the beginning. You stop at Bakersfield and four get off, and one old lady with a pink poodle, and three single parents with toddlers get on. Then you stop at Fairfeld, and two of the single parents get off, but one accidentally leaves her child on the bus. While all this is going on, about ten people get on again. Finjally, you make it to the last stop, and…
Here’s the question: What is the bus driver’s name?
Answer?
It’s Wickie!! Well, I said you were driving a bus!! 
Woohoo!! I got smooches!!
As long as we’re doing lame humor, I’ll tell you my favorite joke of all time. Ready?
Ask me if I’m a duck.
Aww, Wicky, you know that gratuitous boob flashes aren’t my webcam specialty. A little cleavage is all…
How you doin’ now? Feeling any better?
Chas.E, I can’t decide if Pokey is funny or not. I mean, it’s so bad it has to be good, right? Right??
Well, Monster, you can give me a little taste, can’t you? Just a little something to look forward to? Hehe
Gunslinger, if people keep flirting, I just may become a Sticky Wicky. But not you. I don’t want racinchikki to beat me up.
Zoggie, thank you for the laugh. Like I said before, it doesn’t take much to amuse me. hugs
Max, are you a duck?
Wait, you mean there is someone who flashes her boobs on webcam, Ginger? Really? Who would do such a thing? What kind of brazen hussy do you have to be to show your boobs on cam??
No!
You’re so cool, Max.
Hey Wicky, I don’t think I can actually make you smile, since I’m not that amusing. And I’m NOT a flirt! I don’t know any good games or jokes, either. Sorry. 
But I really hope you feel better!