Everyone has em, right? The real short, to the point, and funny as hell little old jokes? Mine:
An old bull and a young bull are standing on top of a hill above a grazing field. The young bull gets excited and starts tugging at the older bull. “Hey!!” he says, “How 'bout run down there and fuck us a cow??” The old bull looks up and says, “How 'bout we walk down there and fuck 'em all.”
An oldie but a goodie, no? I heard that one from my director who was talking to me about the relationship of Friar Laurence to Romeo in Romeo and Juliet. That makes me like it even more.
I heard that originally with dead babies, which would lead to the following series:
What’s more disgusting than a truck full of dead babies?
There’s a live one at the bottom.
What’s more disgusting than that?
He’s eating his way out.
What’s more disgusting than that?
He goes back for seconds.
Could there be anything more disgusting than that?
He leaves with a doggy bag.
More classic baby jokes:
What’s pink, then blue, then black?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
What’s pink and red and goes really fast?
A baby in a blender.
What’s pink and red and gets shorter and shorter?
A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.
