Amusing corporate names (obscure edition)

Recently in my job, I’ve encountered a few companies with names that are…interesting. These are all automotive suppliers:

Covercraft. I can’t hear this name without thinking, “My covercraft is full of eels.” and it turns out I’m not the only one :cool:

Extang. Sounds way too much like “pootang.” Never fails to elicit juvenile smirks.

Sukkwang. Yes, really. They’re Korean. This one never fails to elicit open laughter.

Many many years ago I was looking for names to use while testing code. In the phone book, I found Norman & Bates, attorneys at law.

Should have used them for my divorce.

Funeral Homes:
Ronald MacDonald Funeral Home

Saw it years ago in National Lampoon. It’s for real:

Gorny and Gorny Mortuaries

Elizabeth and Paterson, NJ.

They have a HUGE illuminated sign, visible from the Jersey Turnpike. The “and” isn’t visible, so I always thought of them as “Gorny Gorny Mortuaries”

http://www.gornyandgornyfh.com/

Sukkwang last long time.