Amusing or baffling bumper stickers

[LSLGuy]

@WildaBeast

saw “Jesus saves, bro” in the rear window of a 4Runner. Bro? To me that reads like a lame attempt to make Jesus sound hip.

I pronounce that like a surfer dude or the little Lebowski would:

Jus’ be chill, bro. Pass the joint, bro. Don’ worry, bro; Jesus saves, bro.

[Just_Asking_Questions]

Jesus Saves
At 1st Natl Bank