Stickers etc. I would put on my car if I were the kind of guy who put stickers etc. on his car

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t know how prevalent they are in your area, but around here a lot of people have these oval European-country-style stickers that reference beach resorts: CC for Cape Cod, OBXfor the Outer Banks, scuse me, Banx, OC for Ocean City, HH for Hilton Head, BI for bisexuality, I mean Block Island.

I want one that says ESTL, with “East St. Louis” in small letters below. And one that says CMNJ–Camden, New Jersey. And one that reads GARY. Indiana. To heck with MV and LBI. ESTL and CMNJ are where it’s at, baby.

Also, you know those cartoony stick-figurey pictures people often put on their rear windows–one for each member of the family, often including the cats and dogs? So when you’re behind a minivan you can say, “Ah, this family evidently consists of a mom, a dad, two daughters, one son, a dog, and a cat?” And then wonder how many of them will actually be inside if and when you pass them? (The answer seems to most often be “not many.” But YMMV.)

I want to get a Smart car. Or an MG, or maybe a mini cooper. Then I want to cover the rear window with stick figures showing a mom, a dad, four daughters, five sons, a Great Dane, and a horse. It’s true I may run out of window space. If so, one of the sons will simply have to go.

Alternatively, I would take my regular vehicle and plaster it with stickers showing two dads and some random number of children. Or even better, since I am male, two moms. (On second thought, maybe not, as I drive a Subaru Outback, the standard Lesbian Wagon.) Or perhaps two dads and a mom. That could be kind of fun, too.

Anyway, that’s what I’d do if I were the kind of guy who puts stickers and such on his car. You?

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If I were a bumper sticker type, I would put on:

“Keep honking, I’m reloading”

“Hang up and drive”

“PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals”

The Darwin fish
Wow my car is junked up already.

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I used to have a “Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed” bumper sticker. Some people laughed, some people looked at it with a dimwitted scowl. And they were the ones it was aimed at.

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I’d put the “Republicans for Voldemort” sticker back on my car. After our new neighbors welcomed us to the neighborhood, asked us if we went to church due to the “Jesus fish” on my bumper (which was, in truth, a Linux shark), and told me how happy they were to see other Republicans in our Democrat-dominated neighborhood, I took it off. Even though they’ve moved, I haven’t looked into getting a new one.

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What makes you think the Dark Lord needs your filthy Muggle votes? :wink:

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I think I would put a sticker on my car that read:
“I’m not the kind of person who puts stickers on his car.”

That would like totally blow some minds, AMIRITE?
heh heh heh

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If my husband weren’t a staunch atheist and both of us weren’t bleeding heart liberals, I would have been able to do something other than stand there slack-jawed as I desperately tried not to laugh. The poor woman was just trying to recommend Bible groups, ffs.

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Dad on crutches-missing a leg. Mom-in wheelchair. Son-iron lung. Daughters-Siamese twins. Several grave markers.

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Sounds like an updated version of Oregon Trail.

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2 guys, 5 girls. A little scissor work ,and you have a window sticker orgy going. I really want “Visualize whirled peas”

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So many cats, so few good recipes.

I also liked the old ones from Ladies Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society showing a lady rocking and knitting with an AK-47 across her lap.

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I’ve got a very small sticker that simply says “EOD” in red letters underneath my CHMSL, a “University of Bombs & Bullets Alumnus” sticker on my bumper, and a stick-figure family in Indianapolis Colts gear in the lower left corner of my back window. I don’t want any more than that.

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One lady sticker and 37 cat stickers.

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On the Smart car-" I could’ve had a V-4".

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Some years back I saw one that said “vaginas are way cool.”
If I were to ever put a sticker on my jeep, that would be it.

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I have one sticker on my bumper (well, on my car’s bumper) - A51. We got it at the Little A’Le’Inn in Rachel, Nevada (as featured in the movie, “Paul”). If I find something that cool again, I may put another sticker on my car, but I haven’t yet. As childfree by choice people, we’ve toyed with the idea of putting two stick figure adults and a stick figure baby with a big slash through it on the car, but figured that might get our tires slashed or something. :slight_smile:

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I don’t have a car, but years ago I owned a few used ones. I never bothered scraping the bumper stickers off of them. So one day when I changed cars, I went from Save the Whales to I Support the NRA.

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Let’s see…

“Ĉu vi pretas?” That’s Esperanto for “Are you ready?” It can have a number of meanings.

If I wanted to be a Mac snob:
“My other car is a Mac”
“My computer cost twice as much as my car”
…and if I had a Mac Pro:
“My computer cost twice as much as your car”

We could take the family-member outlines to the next level as well. Mom, Dad, son, daughter, dog, cat, goldfish, plant, Lego brick, Lego brick, doll, Lego brick, Lego brick, Lego brick, tentacled monstrosity from a nether dimension, Lego brick, Lego brick…

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I used to have stickers on my car, once upon a time. My favorite was my Prozac fish, with the really big smile.

In lieu of stickers, I now want one of those programmable LED light banner plaque things in my back windshield so that I can tell everyone around me exactly what is on my mind right at that very moment.

“Thanks for the turn signal, Dipsh*t!”

“It’s the pedal on the right!”

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When I was dating Mr. Athena, he drove a 15-year-old Volkswagen Camper Van. You know, a hippy van. Except, if you looked closely, in the back window, he’d put an NRA sticker. I knew at that point that he was the guy for me.