I don’t drive, so I don’t have a car. But I’ve seen a few interesting ones lately, so I’m curious to know what kinds you think are good enough to grace your vehicle if you have any.
No, but I drive a Prius so the bumper stickers would be pretty obvious anyways.
Years ago, I did have a pick up that I sold to a co-worker. I forgot I left a rainbow sticker on it. And I hadn’t come out yet either. So, that’s how we had that discussion.
Not on the bumper, but top center of the rear window is one that says “It’s not over till the FatBoy screams” - my husband has a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy.
Lower left corner is my “Giant Meteor 2016 - just end it already” sticker. It’ll go away after the election.
For 8 years I had two bumper stickers in my back window that said “I don’t have to like Bush to Love America.” They were bought and displayed as a reaction to the uber-patriotism, don’t criticize the President spiral that too many people went into after 9-11. When Obama was elected I took them down. They still looked good, so I put them in with my photographs.
I don’t have a bumper sticker, but does a magnet count? It says [CHURCHNAME]120. It’s the name of the church my wife goes to and they put one on all the cars in the church parking lot in honor of the church’s 120th anniversary. It looks kind of like it could be some weird drug reference, so I don’t care.
I can’t put my favorite one on because some knucklehead would probably run me off the road thinking I was a terrorist; “Isis,Isis,Ra!Ra!Ra!”
Cars still have bumpers? Next thing you’ll say is they’re still chrome.
This might not count but I had a magnetic bumper tag made up with my amateur radio callsign. I only put it on when going to and from radio events…like Radio Expo 2016 in a couple weeks.
The previous owner of my last car had a number of stickers on the rear bumber and window. I took them all off except one of the Chicago flag. It was maybe 5 inches wide and the only true bumper sticker I’ve ever had.
Wouldn’t you coworkers have seen the sticker before the sale?
Nope. No cute little stick figures, nothing.
I’m the jerk who won’t even let the dealer put a sticker on the rear. Might tolerate a license plate frame.
Back when I drove an old car, I had a window decal for the car club I belonged to.
We do this, too. There’s something not right about shelling out over $20K and having to be a billboard at the same time.
I don’t currently have a car, but my last one had on it:
My Karma
Ran Over
Your Dogma
Clinton/Kaine
“Smile… You’re Being Recorded!”
You’d have thought. But it was one of those strips and on the inside of the tinted bed cover’s back window. It wasn’t too obvious.
I’ve got a Dog is my copilot magnet on the back of my truck.
My truck used to have a Buddha fish in one corner of the back window and a “WWBD?” sticker in the other corner. The new car has a “Shiny” sticker in a corner of a side window.
I have a ribbon shaped magnet with rainbow paw prints on it that says “Rescue”.
In my back window, which is tinted anyway, there is a UAW decal.
I used to have a bright yellow “I support state troopers” sticker but I just got a new car and that one went with the old car.
I used to also have a “UAW Local 420” (my dad’s local) license plate frame but they got stolen twice so I stopped putting them on. Not sure if they got stolen by pot heads or people who used to belong to the now-defunct local.
I have an AOPA sticker on the lower rear window of my Prius.
Greyhound Taxi
goes with the greyhound adoption license plate.
Not on the bumper, but I have a “Miskatonic University” window sticker in the rear window.
“My child is on the [elementary school name] Principal’s List.” My child was very sad until I agreed to put it on the car.
Also a campaign sticker for a candidate for the state house of representatives.