It was a Wrangler spare tire cover, not a bumper sticker: This is NOT my Husband’s Jeep
Eons ago I saw these:
I 
My Dog
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Baby Seals
Recently I saw a variant of the “family” stick figure stickers–a woman, a vibrator and a cat…
There are several national women-only Jeep clubs.
Jeep Girl Mafia is probably the largest but there are a few others.
I sometimes see a Jeep with the 2" banner across the top of the front or back window reading reading “It’s a JeepGirl thing. You wouldn’t understand”. Which of course is a girl-flavored variation on the original “It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand”.
Soo much better than the guys with a stick figure man and 10 kinds of firearms.
I’ve not seen your combo on a car, but IME IRL one heck of a lot of 30-70yo women around here seem to have a yappy dog and a vibe as their family. Vast majority aren’t lesbian as such, but also have zero interest in adding men’s crap into their lives.
Years ago I spotted a spare tire cover that read “Baa Baa”. It was on a black Jeep.
One of my neighbors has one with a stick figure holding a sword standing next to a bunch of decapitated stick figures. It’s on a Toyota Highlander (There can be only one).
This might also go in this thread, but it’s more amusing than anything else, so I’ll put it here.
I was driving along the Mass Pike at night a few months ago, and saw a truck up ahead with a large TOYOTA logo across the back tailgate. The letters clearly showed up in my headlights, and it was the type of older logo that covered the whole tailgate. Like this.
But for some reason, the shape of the vehicle in the dark didn’t quite look like a Toyota pickup truck.
It was only when I got closer that I realized it was actually a Tesla Cybertruck with the huge TOYOTA logo on the back. 
I saw one with the typical Man, Woman, kids and dog… with another woman stick figure off to the side labeled “Dad’s Whore”
Class is as class does. Sheesh.
The proper term is “Mistress” or “Lover” depending on how much it’s business or pleasure respectively.
I’m guessing it was the wife’s car.
That’s actually rather clever, although I personally would never put anything like that on my car.
Someone on another site mentioned seeing a family sticker with 2 adults and something like 10 kids, and said, “I felt like throwing some condoms at them.” I’m not the only person who said they may have included in-laws and grandchildren in that total.
I’ve actually seen variations of that, with the dad stick figure crudely scratched off.
Not a good thing to do during a divorce, FWIW.
I saw one yesterday parked at a Target that was peak baffling. At least for me. Enough so that I took a pic of it so I could report it here verbatim.
I spot this bumper sticker of the usual size with a plain green background and three rows of small white block lettering on it. Lots and lots of long words by bumper sticker standards. I had to stand within about 10 feet to be able to read it at all.
HONK IF YOU’D RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1998 CINEMATIC
MASTERPEICE “EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY”
STARRING DREW BARRYMORE AND ANGELICA HUSTON
WTF is that about?
My guess is that the movie in question was rather uninspiring and anyone who would rather be watching it would pretty much rather be doing anything at all other than whatever they’re doing at that time.
I think you’re right - like how several of us Dopers said we’d rather spend our time ripping off our fingernails, than watch Trump’s STFU speech.
I think it’s also a meta-joke. The tiny print and overlong message totally out of character for a regular bumper sticker.
And they spelled Anjelica wrong.
Someone on Johnny Carson years ago held up a prototype bumper sticker with a picture of a spade in that position. (eta, now that I remember, it was the “spade” suit symbol, rather than an actual spade). Apparently it caught on:
That’s on me. The pic I took says Anjelica. I transcribed that badly. 
But masterpeice is ok?