Amusing Signs

Krötenwanderung signs are usually put up in a pretty narrow time range. If you see the sign you should

  • drive slowly in order to drive around single toads if consistent with traffic safety
  • if encountering a stream of toads, be prepare to back up and make a detour
  • drive slowly because you may suddenly encounter a barricade temporarily closing the road.
  • drive slowly and carefully because you may encounter conservation volunteers helping toads cross the road.

Because of these complications there has been a drive in the last few decades to fit existing and new roads that cross toad migration routes with toad tunnels (and low roadside barricades directing toad traffic to the tunnel - unfortunately they mostly disregard signage).

Have we had swans yet?

When I first moved south four decades and change ago, the Deceptive Bends road sign was still in place, not very far from us.

10cc album before anyone asks. To the best of my knowledge it was never stolen. Unsurprisingly.

j

I saw a sign on a street saying Slow Children Crossing and thought it would be cool to film kids walking across reallly slow.

It turns out I’ve stopped at the same mile marker, 900 miles away from home, 3x over the last 8 years.

Why stop at a mile marker? It’s a 356 mile marker, and I’m a fan of the Porsche 356, the first car they ever mass produced.

Why 3x in remote country? It’s on our way to Monument Valley, a favorite place of ours.

What is your problem with humanitarians???

I must confess that I’m a bit disappointed. I thought you had taken pictures of the sign and some of your several Porsches 356… :wink:

I skimmed this thread quickly, so I hope this isn’t a repeat.

I was in Austria (Vienna) recently and I saw this sign all over the place. I believe it means this is a “No Child Abduction Zone”

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She’s wearing a dress. It’s a “No little girl abduction zone” sign.

75 miles south of San Francisco there’s an exit #356 sign.

We stopped there for a picture with our 356 about 2 years ago.

A couple of months back someone hit the sign and I found it lying on the ground. It was an opportunity!

Guess who owns that 356 sign today? :wink:

When the sign was replaced, there was no 356 on it. Go figure.

Sooo… abduction is permitted in other zones??

Those things have gotten craaaazy expensive now. Long after we bought ours. There’s no way I could afford more of them!

Not far to the south is another exit sign that made the papers:

Last I checked, you could still see where they covered up the “a” with an “e.”

Indeed, you’ll see that sign in some places without the red slash.

But hey, you really own at least one, and that’s mighty cool. Sure, they’re very expensive now, but I think still more affordable where you live than in their country of origin. In Germany, much less have survived because of the humid climate and the inevitable rust. It has been a thing for German aficionados of classic Porsches to import them back from California and other South Western US states for decades.

Yes. Also for Slow Children Playing.

Then make a video clip of belly dancers next to an Undulations sign.

I think the sign is saying “no cosplaying as Oppenheimer on Daddy-Daughter Day”.

It got me curious, so I looked it up. Apparently it means “End of footpath” which is disappointingly bland compared to some of the interpretations in this thread. Wikipedia on Austrian road signs (scroll down to 17c)

But that little girl does NOT look happy to be holding that guy’s hand.

Which, you’d think someone would have noticed.

I was there for a conference and those signs were the talk of the show. I was by no means the only one who thought it odd.

I posted one of these signs in a similar thread a couple of years back but struggled to find them again - turns out I can’t spell urinate in Dutch. This is a Dutch language link, but indulge me - the sign’s message is universal. “Boete” is a fine. And just to be on the safe side we’ll say NSFW.

(portaal van politiebureau = police station doorway)

j

I think they understood it fine; they just didn’t care.

Where I used to live, I knew a road about ten miles long that had, IIRC, five different names; though I no longer remember what all of them were. It was – let’s see. Wine Cellar Hill Rd in Town Y, and Town X Road as soon as you got out of town, and Town Y Road in Town X, and Something Hollow Road for part of the area in the middle, and I don’t remember the fifth name at all any longer. Most people who lived in the area knew all the names and would use the one for the portion of road they were thinking of; but it must have been really confusing for out-of-towners, especially since the name on a given road sign didn’t necessarily match – oh! That was the fifth name! The road signs mostly called it County Road [number I’ve forgotten].

When my mother was in her 80’s, she had an apartment that looked out on a cemetery. She thought it was funny.