I saw this on a driveway recently:
OK, so what are you supposed to do about it?
I’m even less sure what to do about this warning that there may be loose bras all over the road, though heaven only knows how they got there:
O, Tom the Toad, O, Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
O, Tom the Toad, O, Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
You did not see, the car ahead
And now you’re wearing, tire tread
O, Tom the Toad, O, Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
A search for “newt crossing” finds a lot of signs like this:
Newt, about to cross a street:
How does he know whom to cross?
Well, obviously he’s not going to cross the tiger.
I’ve loved this BBQ sign since my wife took a pic of it. I’ve never eaten there, but I imagine that pigs are being made heavenly in there.
It’s better than the ones showing a pig in a toque and apron. Are they serving up their relatives?
I have one of these.
Yeah, I’ve always thought that was weird, as well. I’m also befuddled by the Hannah’s sausages at my local convenience store. They display a pig on the package, which at least implies that pigs might be betraying one another. But nope! The package proudly proclaims “NO PORK!” So, why are you involving pigs in any shape or form, Hannah? Just point that sexifying ray at yourself in a pair of overalls instead of the pig and use that for the logo on these products. In fact, use it for the rest of them too. Implying that a pig is coming on to me is not going to interest me in your snacks.
@Johnny_L.A : Woah, brutal.
That is funny!
Maybe it’s like the Chik-Fil-A cow?
Except that Chick-Fil-A cows must obviously be God-fearing Christians (or possibly Shiva-fearing Hindus, although that seems unlikely) whereas Hannah the pig appears to be of a carefree non-denominational persuasion and, presumably, fears nothing!
Maybe thats why No Pork. The pig came on to the makers of the snack so they’d spare her and use a different animal.
This is getting weird.
Not as weird as Cluckin Chicken.
As good of a theory as any, but it doesn’t have that “don’t eat me!” angle. It’s kind of like it’s promising tasty pork, but then pulls a switcheroo and rubs your face in it. “Hah! You believe in pictures! No pork for you!”
Hey, maybe you’re on to something. It’s better than thinking the creative director thought “Hey, what if you could fuck it, and eat it.”
dontya know moose cant read - hence the ICONS !!!
dont get me started on baby food…
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You need to be able to read welsh to get this but the Welsh part fo the sign translates to:
“I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated,”