Colophon: That dress you designed for me to wear at last year’s Oscars was to die for!–The color was fabulous, it fit like a dream, and the fabric was so sensual! I really hope I can hire you again next year.
John Carter of Mars, nobody has more marmalade than you. I mean that. Nobody. Seriously, that’s a whole lot of marmalade. I wouldn’t have guessed that one man could amass so much in one lifetime. I can do naught but stand in awe.
Really Not All That Bright, I have never seen anyone draw such a perfect circle as you do.
Purchase?
:smack:
Ummm…they followed me home! Yeah, that’s it! I didn’t notice the 100+ bovine following me until I was already in the yard.
: shoves a stray cow back under the couch :
BiblioCat - You’re eyes are like two cupcakes, floating in a sea of sourcream 
Mangeorge I have always admired the way that you are able to live a sane life while beating off into frying pans (and juggling comatose, frozen chickens and eating eggplant (eew, nasty vile eggplant) through your nose and breathing fire through your mouth.
**Jeff Olsen **, you have the most amazing eyes. They are absolutely astounding. What do you call that color?
Twickster I never thought anyone could convince me to give up shaving, but the way you’ve french-braided the hair on your legs is so lovely! I think it’s the highlights that truly set off the style, btw, what shade is that?
ggurl, your abilty to misinterpret innocuous smileys is second-to-none. Plus, your shoelaces are masterfully tied; those loops are exactly the right size.
Skybum,
No posts from you for quite a while,
according to the Straight Dope file.
Your witty poems make me smile,
even at speedos which are vile.
Rolan Orzabal Don’t worry so much…I dont think you teeth are that big. 
Shirly Ujest, damn if that ain’t a nice ass you got!
I mean really, he was so polite all the way down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. As pack animals go, very nice.
swampbear, you make the best drinks on the board. I’m nominating you for Offical Bartender of the SDMB! Or maybe Beartender?
nonpolar, I was so incredibly inspired by your Nobel-prize-winning work in high-energy particle physics as applied to bioelectrical feedback therapy, I just had to fly to Stockholm and wait outside the hall to touch the hem of your tunic after the ceremony. Please don’t be intimidated by my rapturous devotion, for you are the light of the intellectual world.
To anyone reading this thread:
Nice rack.
I am sure everyone would like to join me in praising Polycarp for his excellent Shirley Bassey impersonations.
Oh, dear Ghanima, I blush with humility. :o
Of course we all know my bartending skills would be but nought if it weren’t for the wonderful 'shine you so thoughtfully provide at all our social functions. And you are so clever the way you keep your still so carefully hidden from the revenooers!
Guess what, TellMeI’mNotCrazy?
You’re not crazy. 
Stuffy, I really admire the way you can defuse an awkward situation with a bit of sophisticated humor.
Qadgop the Mercotan, the piñatas you make in your garage workshop are simply to-die-for. They are so colourful, unique, and well-balanced. Plus, they are made with just enough resistence, so they don’t fall apart with a wimpy whack, but it doesn’t take a Herculean blow to open them up and dispense their intestine-y goodness. Plus, you have very pretty ear hair.
SolGrundy, I think you have a nice falsetto, even if no one else does.