An absolutely pointless and mundane game.

Here’s the basic idea. I was thinking the other day about how many increadibly wonderful people are on the SDMB. Then I was thinking one day I might get to a DopeFest and actually meet a few. Then I thought, out of all the threads that I’m likely to post in and the number of members joining every day, there’s a great possibility that a lot of you I’ll never even share a thread with, let alone get a chance to know even semi-personally. And that’s just a damned shame.

So here’s your chance fellow Dopers. This thread is here for no other reason than to give a member you’ve never had any contact with, but know who is still around, a random compliment about something you’re not even sure is accurate.

But hey, it’s the thought that counts!
I’ll start.

Coldfire, I think the color scheme in your kitchen is a pillar of brilliance. :slight_smile:

And so it begins,
The MeatBeast

Well, yes. I’ll admit it’s quite risqué, what with the daring white and black contrasts, combined with the anthracite gray counter and the eggshell blinds, but goll durnit, it was worth the $50K I paid the decorator for the design. :smiley:

I’ll give it a try…
Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair, How do you keep that beautiful hair so shiny and bouncy? It is, far and away your best feature.

(How’d I do :smiley: :smiley: )

picnurse – forget medicine! With that lovely singing voice, you owe it to the world to go into show biz!


Liberal, I don’t care what anybody says. Your quiches are to die for.

Absolutely wonderful!! I eat one raw egg a day, wash only twice a week, never use conditioner and only wallow in stagnant water if absolutely neccesary, my little songbird! :cool:

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Ahh my fans…

hillbilly queen, how in the world do you get your whites so brilliantly white? It’s utterly amazing…

Giraffe, I must say your incredibly long neck is very sexy. :smiley:

Hal Briston, I’ve never seen such handsome toes!

jsgoddess , I know why you call yourself that. It is because you can talk to animals like you are some sort of supernatural being.

Colibri, I’m a staunch admirer of your pastel drawings - such line! Such form!

Inigo Montoya, you throw the best parties in town! My god, where did you learn to dance like that!

Eats_Crayons, your combination of raw sensuality and world-class rug-hooking skills makes you one of the most interesting people I’ve never met. Thanks for being you. (Oh, and I like the rims on your car…very shiny.)

EddyTeddyFreddy you make the most wonderful braised beef and glazed carrotts than anyone else I know with three rhyming names.

NoClueBoy, your testicles are shaven with a fastidious precision that few others will ever master

Standup Karmic Your wit is priceless. You should have been the last Karmic standing. (I voted for you)

avabeth- your alveolar ridge is delightfully effervescant :slight_smile:

Eve, you are well known as the delightful mix of Dorothy Parker and Miss Manners, the penultimate (Cecil is of course the ultimate) arbiter of all things in the areas of popular culture, manners, and fashion. But do these folks know that you have brilliantly translated Plato from the original Greek to contemporary Cornish (being one of the few remaining speakers of that dying language)? Or that you can unerringly sink a basket from 50 yards?

And, of course, your rendition of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy on the trombone makes strong men weep.

harmless, you have the shapeliest calves I’ve ever seen in my life. Wherever did you purchase such lovely cattle?