I like my sequential threads well-done

What are the traits of a girlyman?
I crave meat, and it confuses me

Hot Tub Question
How does the birth control pill work?

Most Amazing Video Scene ever Witnessed
Nugent for Governor

Is it respectful to wear a flag on your clothing?
Got Any Cheap, Creative Costume Suggestions?

I think I’m in love with the Overstock.com girl
Allright, enough already

One of my dogs attacked my guinea pig
Now I can buy a handgun!

I found a dollar!!

Has anyone ever discovered a body?

For a second, I thought the second thread you meantioned said “discovered a booty”, and it made sense, in a disturbing sort of way.

Thats the way to make the US look good!
Bomb the Fuckers!

Um, I don’t think that’s worked so far…

All in MPSIMS:

**Female dopers - Was your virginity sacred or special to you?
Question of a Sexual Nature
Alternatives to PayPal
Cockblocking - What’s the Opposite? **

I can’t figure out how PayPal got in there…

I’m Shocked, SHOCKED to find that drinking is going on in this establishment!
NoVa Dopers: Let’s have a beer!
Antibacterial Soap No Better than Regular
Has anyone ever discovered a body?

“I burning your dog”?
My dog is hurt

Why do you smoke pot?
I’m quitting pot for my girlfriend, does that make me whipped?

Staying up all night.
Is this offensive to a reasonable person?
Only if you play the radio too loud…

Ghost in the Shell—What’s The Major’s body made of?
Irish Oatmeal

Is Christine Stephen King’s best book?
Cheese… GLORIOUS CHEESE!

**Japanese words for lesbians

The Girl That I Marry… **
CandidGamera

Funny that doesn’t sound Japanese.

(2nd thread’s poster name left in for extra effect.)

“I burning your dog”?
Shut up Fido! SHUTUP!..

OMG… I feel like death warmed over…
The Village of the Darned
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005

Doper Parents: What are your kids going to be for halloween?

Your children…dating?!?
Interesting costume idea

**What’s to stop me sinning in heaven?
Underground wiring **

Another Stupid Game
I’ll make a cartoon from your anagram, part 2

LiQUiDBuD

New Posts this morning…

Anyone breastfed twins? Suggestions, stories, sympathy requested.
Why Do Men Have Nipples

If only it were that simple.

**My kitty just died the cutest thing last night…
NEW KITTY. Questions, concerns, and…pics? **

Of course, after the first title was fixed this pair wasn’t nearly as funny.

When did you stop believing in Santa?
Your children…dating?!?

Well yes, by the time your children are dating it’s probably just about time…