Give me a REASON!!!
There’s a hurricane coming you decrepit old fart.
Well…that a reason…
**Changing my personality
Should I get a chainsaw or a reciprocating saw?
Another intrusive personal question for female Dopers
Anyone breastfed twins? Suggestions, stories, sympathy requested.
Mixed signals suck.
Uh…Group Hug?
Ever find your self image is out of date?
Practice your hand-eye coordination
Betting on the World Series?
Great. Now I’ve got an incubus.
why criticise people for poor spelling/grammar
Dammit CDOT, you did it again.
The Official “Lost” Questions Thread - Season 2
What’s wrong with Neil Diamond?
Let’s Go, Astros!
C’mon, c’mon - give us your favourite Barry Manilow song!! **
**Ex-fiancée brought up (non-) wedding
What to do with a wedding dress after the event ?**
…after the non-event?
**So, where do you “take a dump” to?
Uh…Group Hug? **
**Let’s explore deep family memory.
Should I get a chainsaw or a reciprocating saw.**
Dating problem…possibly.
Okay, I think it’s time for another gender clarification thread.
**Should I get a chainsaw or a reciprocating saw?
Need a good, nearly-indestructable office plant**
Ever find your self image is out of date?
How many degrees of separation between you and a serial killer?
Emerging from the rubble of Katrina
Does anyone feel like White Elephanting?
GQ:
**
Why did Adolf declare war on the US?
Astrology research**
**How important is body odor in attractiveness to you
Odd Things That Turn You On **
Questions about dilating and labor…
too much gas
IN MPSIMS:
** Has anyone ever discovered a body?
Emerging from the rubble of Katrina **
From MPSIMS:
Let’s Share Some Exam Tips…?
and
Um, Thanks, But I Wasn’t Really Looking to Pad My Bra
From Cafe Society:
Could Little Orphan Annie Get Published Today?
and
Stories Where the Endings Were Changed BEFORE Release
What Are the Biggest “Fuck Yous” From Creator to Fanbases?
and
The Apprentice- 10/27/05
From Humble Opinion:
Too Much Gas
and
How Important Is Body Odor in Attractiveness To You?
**Iraq war fatalities reach 2000; Bush mandates switch to hexadecimal
Bomb the Fuckers! **
In In My Humble Opinion (and sorry for the “ick” factor):
Can’t cook? Really? What do you eat?
*Traveling for two weeks. What to do with cats? *
Broken any laws lately?
Age differences, where do YOU draw the line?
**Number ONE reason I’m glad I don’t have a penis
My dog is hurt **
Make up your own story for this one.
In IMHO
What…is your favourite colour? 
What is your favorite Chinatown
What is your favorite calculator?
What stupid lie did your big brother tell you that you just realized was false?
internet etiquette
Two by Kythereia adjacent-ish in New Posts caught my eye:
How do I apply to become a Moderator? (ATMB)
I’m bored (MPSIMS)