Grimhacker, you don’t have to worry about that happening here.
Because after how you’ve acted on this board, no woman would want to meet you IRL.
Now, see, THIS is why I love this place:
Never in a million years could I come up with a line like that 
And, Euty? You rock 
Euty, you rock, hon. Well said. smooch
Where the hell did I say I wanted to meet anyone here? I have to go to bed unlike alot of you people, this bastard has to work and pay bills. Okay, that was harsh, but I got to go to bed, feel free to insult me, if thats what gets your jollies.
who, from his experiences with a few members of a population, extrapolates negative characteristics onto over half the population of the world.
If you had a few bad experiences, that does not mean that all women are shallow.
If you had lots of bad experiences, it seems that you may be seeking out the same type of woman each time, and the scenario is destined to turn out the same because of that.
A few unasked for suggestions: get yourself a nice pet, and learn to lavish it with love, and feel that love returned, Grimhacker. It is good practice, and loving something is good for you. If there is someone whom you can trust and feel safe with, talk to that person about how deeply you have been hurt in your past relationships. Maybe a counselor would help to keep you from repeating the same mistakes.
But don’t continue to alienate a whole group of people who give everyone a chance to belong if they don’t behave obnoxiously and insult people.
BlackKnight, are you coming to the Central MN Dopefest? You and I need to have a LONG talk.
Almost forgot…smooches Euty you big hunk of man.
I am now taking bets on how long our friend lasts. I say he’ll be banned by Monday.
Good job, Euty.
I was so tempted to reply to that human cancer in another thread, but I’m glad you started this one Euty, it’s much more constructive. I haven’t met one woman(and most of the men, grim and his ilk excepted) on this board I wouldn’t want to meet IRL, and that’s a testement to you the ladies of the SDMB.
Keith
Even me Euty ? You big stud muffin you !
Fer God’s sakes Grimperson, if you didn’t post such dribble, people wouldn’t be so quick to jump on your back.
As for Euty, I guess you described all of us women on the board…you deserve a big hug and a kiss now! Possibly even a massage!
I would really really like to go, but unfortunately, I don’t have a way to get there. 
Euty,
You are amazing.
And I’ll give you a chance to “love” me IRL, first chance I get!!
Another big smooch for Euty. Thanks for starting this thread.
::hugs and kisses to Euty::
See? It’s posts like this that make me love you, Euty! Keep it up!
joins up in the “smooching” line
Are the rest–well most of the rest–of the guys in this thread available for smooching, too?
wonders if Euty foresaw something like this happening
{{{Euty}}}
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
really big kiss for good measure
Mind if I jump in, too?
Just wanna let Grimbo know… I’ve been yanked around, too, by female-types (ever have someone threaten to kill herself every time you talked? It gets disturbing), yet that’s never really changed my position from “I like them guys with the funny lumps on their chests.”
My personal favorites are the ones that descend further than the epidermis, and I can assure from personal experience that there’s a good number of those running around the board.
Hate to interrupt the love fest, but what’s wrong with a women wanting to send naked pictures of herself? If she’s comfortable/proud of her body, why not?
You deserve a big, home-cooked meal (you did say you like women who cook, right?)… thanks for the pick-me-up Euty…
Eutychus55: You S.O.B!
Sorry. I’m just jealous that I didn’t think to post a thread like this first. Judging by the number of offers you’re getting, I wonder if you’d considered the advantages hiring some staff to help with the surplus? Of course, I’d do the job for free, you’re such a swell fella.
Ladies, the overflow line begins here.
Ladies?
Anyone?
[SFX: Sounds of crickets chirping]
~~Baloo