Yep, we’ve all had that. Some of us even enjoyed it!
Let’s see, If you expressed the anti-female propaganda on ICQ that you do on this board, the real question is, Why would she go out with you in the first place?
Did you ever stop to think that YOU are the problem?
Yep. I was right. That’s one damn lovely, lovely brain you’ve got there, Eutychus55.
Thanks, Euty. You didn’t have to do this. But it demonstates the superior quality of character nearly all the men of this board exhibit.
What a lovely thing to read first thing in the morning! Euty, your wife is one lucky woman. Thanks. 
Yes. 
Well then! smooches Gunslinger
Awwwww, Euty, that is so sweet!
Where’s a smoochy smiley when you need one?
How about this one instead - 
(lots of good kissies have tongues too.)
Well, spoken ** Spiderwoman **.
I just hope poor Grimmy’s heart hasn’t been squeezed so dry that he can’t see the wisdom in these words.
I mean, if you can’t love your cat or dog or millipede, how can you expect to devote yourself to another person?
It’s been good practice for me-
I was bitter and hated all men because I was treated badly by a few boyfriends. I wondered if i had the ability to love anyone anymore, but I found that it still existed somewhere in my heart, judging from how much I discovered I loved my pet rat- Turpentine.
I would like to say that Euty’s OP is almost word-for-word what I said to him last night while we chatted in ICQ. Here’s the transcript:
[transcript]
ME: Hey, Euty, what are you up to tonight?
Euty: The wife’s asleep, so I’m cruising for some bitches to cyber with.
ME: I’d never thought that of you, Euty.
Euty: Oh, sure. I’m always on the look-out for a virtual piece of ass. That’s all broads are good for you know. To be honest, I don’t even like women that much.
ME: Oh come on, Eutychus. Woman have much more to offer than sex. I, for one, I like women.
I like pretty much all women, especially the ones who grace our message board. I like big women. I like small women. I like good natured silly women, and I like way-too-serious bitchy women. I like women who know their way around a computer, and I like women who know how to cook. I like women who know more than I’ll ever learn in a lifetime, and I like women who’ve done more with their lives than I’ll ever dream of. I like women who dream, and I like women who wish they had time to dream. I like women who send me nekkid pictures. I like women who are modest and wouldn’t dream of sending me nekkid pictures. At least of themselves.
Because, in all of my life, I’ve never met a woman who didn’t have something good somewhere deep down inside of her.
Sometimes you just have to look a little deeper.
Euty: Bite me, puss boy, I’m trying to get a little somethin-somethin over here.
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So you see ladies, there’s the proof. All that adoration and affection currently being directed at Euty, should really be sent my way. 
(Come on, Euty, back me up on this. You’re married, I’m single, help a brother out here!)
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[sub]The above post is environmentally friendly and has been made using 100% recycled bullshit.[/sub]
Euty, you just made yourself one popular fella. Thanks again for your sweet prose. Gave me the warm and fuzzies.
smooch smooch smooch
I am available for smooching. I am also available for any number of other things, provided I have transportation, food and water. And whatever other provisions are deemed as useful or appropriate.
So I guess I get in line behind gunslinger?
Quote: “Because, in all of my life, I’ve never met a woman who didn’t have something good somewhere deep down inside of her.”
Euty, my friend, you should meet one of my old girlfriends and the mother of another love. You would change your mind so fast it would violate Einstein’s theory of special relativity.
Do you jump in piles of horse manure hoping to find the ponies beneath?
Well … thanks to all the ladies who gave me smooches and hugs. I wish I were there to give them back, but, really, I’m getting too excited as it is, and probably wouldn’t be able to keep my hands to myself. Hoping I don’t booted off of AOL while I compose this, I just have a few at random to reply to. If you don’t see your name here, don’t take it personally, but I’ve never had such an outpouring sent my way before, and I’m not sure how to deal with it. (Of course, you could always e-mail me, if you wanted a personal thanks. )
Onward :
Voguevixen *Even me??? * … Yes, even you.
Shadowfox *If I wasn’t married, you would be in trouble * … Well, so am I, but that doesn’t stop me from making an ass out of myself from time to time.
Blue Twilight *So, Euty…come to Providence much? * … in fact, I work about five minues away.
Techchic you deserve a big hug and a kiss now! Possibly even a massage! … see? I told you she was secretly in love with me!
Crunchy Frog here’s hoping Euty has a sense of humor when he reads this … Yeah, you can hope.
Peyote Coyote *Do you jump in piles of horse manure hoping to find the ponies beneath?
- … Wildflowers grow everywhere.
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 09-21-2000 at 04:19 PM]
Oh yeah hon!
VB sticks his face forward, and closes his eyes, with much anticipation!
Not bad! After the last plague, it’s been awhile since we had a real live troll to play with!
Hey Coldy, got the putz rifle?
Does that mean we have to poke air holes in the box too?
Dear Euty, you seem to be deluged with offers of smooches, appparently more than you can handle. Since you seem to be such a nice guy, I’m going to send you something far more useful.
GIFT CERTIFICATE
This post entitles the bearer to the gratuitous sexual favor of his choosing. Go ahead, just to try to make me blush. I just may let you find out what the 57 stands for.
Presented to Eutychus on this 21st day of September for his kind words about females and restoring my faith in the goodness of (most) man.
Sincerely
Mistress Mojo 57
I didn’t really want to post anything to acknowledge that Grim-boy existed, but…did anyone notice the chronology of events in his post about the ICQ chick? They had sex, then she started ‘playing headgames’ ? …and he’s “dying” to see her, but he can’t because she’s ‘playing headgames.’
Well, that’s what I’d do if I have sex with a really lousy lover & didn’t want to see him again—but didn’t want to get him riled because he seemed like he may be alittle wack-o & knew where I lived or worked.
Hhmmm, do you think this sequence of events happening over and over and over could eventually cause a man to develop a complex about women??
btw Euty, I don’t know you, but I love you! Whatta MAN! Grrwww!
WOW. Euty, I always knew you were a class act. You just proved it again. This woman thanks you from the bottom of her heart that you’re here, and that there are so many men like you on this board.
Smooooch!
And, Baloo? This one’s for you: Smooooch
Gunslinger: Smoooch
Paddywoo: Smoooch
And, for my buddy VB: Smooooooch!!
<Even if you’re being mean, picking on Paddywoo like that!>
And, an extra one for all you other hunks on here:
Smooooch!!
I agree, there oughta be a smooching smilie!
Yojimbo, may I be the first to say what a great line that is. In fact, may I borrow it for my sig? Please?
smooch smooch, nuzzle nuzzle, lick, eyelash kiss, sweet nothings yum yum.
Whew! Thanks, iampunha, I needed that.