Shhh Euty, that’s between you and me 
I’m assuming it’s 57 varieties of something, but I’m unclear as to 57 varieties of what.
I’m hoping it’s not ketchup.
Ohhhhh, this is soooooo nice, Euty!! I hope you showed it to your wife, should make for some humongous hugs and kisses for you!!
Um, me too . . . ? Maybe some day you’ll actually explain to me what I just did.
VB< no, I don’t need any air holes, I can handle myself in boxes quite well.
Nope, definately NOT ketchup
Nope, not ketchup. But I am able to get a whole giant dill pickle in my mouth.
So that’s how it’s done!
Many thanks for the tip, Euty.
Now maybe I can get something like a life going 
Euty, Thanks. Thank you a lot. Coming from a big woman who can be too serious and bitchy as well as good natured and silly. I needed the pick me up. I needed to remember why I like people so much. You surely have a bouncy happy hug coming to you from me. And if I can find some decent nude photos…
As for the rest of you wonderful, albit slightly less elegant, guys:
kisses for darling Patrick.
kisses for Gunslinger, who I admire always
kisses for Baloo, who is so sincerely adorable
kisses for TwistofFate, plus an offer for the good kind of yanking around
kisses for VestalBlue, along with a playful slap. Please be nice to the Paddy.
kisses to all of you lovely people, for being lovely, smart, beautiful, funny, delightful, and over all good people. Brings me hope to come here.
Prayers for Grim. Prayers for ones so unhappy they can’t even contain it.
I’ve said this once before, but I think it deserves to be said again …
Well, I … um … that is … I … er …
::: swoon ::: < klunk >
Don’t worry Euty, I’ll stand in for you while you’re passed out on the floor.
PS: Put my name on that petition too.