I know, I’ve been guilty of bashing the adherents of this crazy cult. But I do have a question:
suppose I agree to join the “church”, and submit to auditing. So I sit down in front of some nut with an “e-meter”…and they start asking me to recall my past life (2000 billion years ago, on the planet “Snerk”).
If I am totally honest, and tell them:
- I have no idea what on earth you are talking about
-I was born in 1961; there is no planet Snerk, and I don’t have any memories, because I didn’t exist then
-your questions are so stupid/bizarre, that I cannot stop myself from laughing!
What would the grand poohbah of the local church do with me?