An Inflammatory Thread

Got a lot piling up on me lately, stress from moving house & prepping the old one for sale, work, dogs, kids, politics. Being maladjusted, I am running out of temper to deal with these things and it is time I lash out anonymously.

So here it is–a complete troll of a post, lovingly crafted to get at least some of you to express some semblance of the rage and frustration I am struggling with. In response to any expressions of outrage, please allow me at this time a disingenuous protest, insisting I mean no offense.




Dark ruminations concerning your breeding and upbringing.

Regards (ironically)

I am feverishly inflamed and offended to the core of my being! In fact, I’m so disgusted that I’ve written this doubly-incendiary response!

You say I’m out of line? That I shouldn’t go there? Well I am going there, sir! I AM!

They’re not dark enough - trust me.

Consider letting a smile be your umbrella. If that doesn’t work, let us know if you need help hiding the bodies.


The guy who comes in daily to empty the trash always puts my trash can back in a different place - maybe against the wall, maybe against the desk, maybe against the column. How can I be expected to function in this environment?!?!?!?

I thought This Thread was going to be about giving up dairy products.


edit: pun completely unintentional, swear to Og

This thread is NOT about YOU! It is about ME! Me, me, ME! Why won’t you listen to my outrageous argument about ME? Let’s talk about ME.

Did I mention ME?

But enough about me. What do you think of me?

May Dark Roumanians infest your shrubbery!

I am deeply offended, good sir. I demand compensation.

I. Can’t. Stand. Mandy. Patinkin.

Wouldn’t a frown make a better umbrella?

I believe … that robots … are stealing my luggage! (Steve Martin)

I really hate intolerant people. Their type really makes me puke. (almost, but not exactly, Monty Python)

Kill all the extremists!

The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

From Austin Powers in Goldmember:

I am utterly, positively, deep-down outraged by this thread.

It is mildly irksome, isn’t it?