An Inflammatory Thread

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

Got a lot piling up on me lately, stress from moving house & prepping the old one for sale, work, dogs, kids, politics. Being maladjusted, I am running out of temper to deal with these things and it is time I lash out anonymously.

So here it is–a complete troll of a post, lovingly crafted to get at least some of you to express some semblance of the rage and frustration I am struggling with. In response to any expressions of outrage, please allow me at this time a disingenuous protest, insisting I mean no offense.

#2

Reported.

Regards,
Shodan

:wink:

#3

Dark ruminations concerning your breeding and upbringing.

Regards (ironically)
SNFaulkner

#4

I am feverishly inflamed and offended to the core of my being! In fact, I’m so disgusted that I’ve written this doubly-incendiary response!

You say I’m out of line? That I shouldn’t go there? Well I am going there, sir! I AM!

#5

They’re not dark enough - trust me.

Consider letting a smile be your umbrella. If that doesn’t work, let us know if you need help hiding the bodies.

Regards,
Shodan

#6

The guy who comes in daily to empty the trash always puts my trash can back in a different place - maybe against the wall, maybe against the desk, maybe against the column. How can I be expected to function in this environment?!?!?!?

#7

I thought This Thread was going to be about giving up dairy products.

#8

MALLEUS SMASH!

edit: pun completely unintentional, swear to Og

#9

This thread is NOT about YOU! It is about ME! Me, me, ME! Why won’t you listen to my outrageous argument about ME? Let’s talk about ME.

Did I mention ME?

#10

But enough about me. What do you think of me?

#11

May Dark Roumanians infest your shrubbery!

#12

I am deeply offended, good sir. I demand compensation.

#13

I. Can’t. Stand. Mandy. Patinkin.

#14

Wouldn’t a frown make a better umbrella?

#15

I believe … that robots … are stealing my luggage! (Steve Martin)

I really hate intolerant people. Their type really makes me puke. (almost, but not exactly, Monty Python)

#16

Kill all the extremists!

#17

The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

#18

From Austin Powers in Goldmember:

#19

I am utterly, positively, deep-down outraged by this thread.

#20

It is mildly irksome, isn’t it?