Got a lot piling up on me lately, stress from moving house & prepping the old one for sale, work, dogs, kids, politics. Being maladjusted, I am running out of temper to deal with these things and it is time I lash out anonymously.
So here it is–a complete troll of a post, lovingly crafted to get at least some of you to express some semblance of the rage and frustration I am struggling with. In response to any expressions of outrage, please allow me at this time a disingenuous protest, insisting I mean no offense.
The guy who comes in daily to empty the trash always puts my trash can back in a different place - maybe against the wall, maybe against the desk, maybe against the column. How can I be expected to function in this environment?!?!?!?