An innocent question

This question has been bothering me for some time and I just wanted to know what the general consesus was.

I know a lot of people are going to be tempted to just make the obvious choice but I would appreciate it if you were to think about it a bit and answer honestly.

Is the true nature of a man’s soul revealed by:

A) The length of his nose


B) The number of ankles he has

I thought it was the size of the feet. No, wait, that’s something else.

Size 11 1/2 :wink:

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What is John Kricfalusi (“Ren and Stimpy”) doing these days?

The Goddamn George Liquor Program

The length of his nose, of course. Recent research has shown that when someone lies, their blood pressure goes up and causes the tissues of the nose to become engorged. This causes some discomfort, and liars will touch their noses frequently while committing the act.

So, a larger nose (swollen) could be an indication that someone is lying, which is certainly pertinent to the nature of the soul.

Hard to believe Pinocchio was right on the money, ain’t it?

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

And here I always thought it was the size of his truck! :wink:

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Definitely the size of his hands

We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode:

Jerry: “So how was your date?”
Elaine: “Good.” (scratches her nose)
Jerry: “Uh-oh…”

“War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.”

I have a long nose with a wart on it. You may draw your own conclusions.

An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

in one MASH episode, Hawkeye and Klinger are discussing the nose/hands issue, then apologize to Father Mulcahy, who overheard them. He reassures them by saying “I just translate comments like that into Latin - it sounds much more noble then.”

and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe

Head Honcho, it is definitely how many ankles he has. It is clear to me, but I don’t know if it is a universal truth.

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Well, I have a big nose, big feet (size 12), big hands (size x-large), two ankles (last I checked) and a big truck. So what does that say about me? (I have a feeling I’m gonna’ be sorry I asked.)

From my research, I’m gonna go with the dip in the middle of the upper lip. It sure ain’t in the length of the hands of the feet!!!

That’s my nose? I ain’t breating through there, it’s too close to my butt.

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

whats the measurement unit for a soul?

I think it’s measured in hogsheads.

No, definitely cubits.