An old colleague of mine was voluntarily cannibalized and killed. TM friggin' I.

Hey, I wrote the OP while I was eating. And in a room where the actual guy who was eaten used to work occasionally! Maybe even in a chair he sat in, or the cubicle he was given.

I haven’t really internalized the idea that that guy that showed me how to use that analyzer ate his own penis and was butchered and eaten like a cow. Most of the body that walked around the lab with me has passed through another person’s digestive system. The person who sat across from me at the lunch table became several lunches himself.

It’s WAY too strange for me to emotionally accept.

Oh, believe me, I’ve seen worse than this. Wait a minute… no I haven’t! :eek:

My sentiments exactly.

Insufficient. The world needs to be wiped, reformatted and have a better OS installed.

I cannot gather a coherent thought right now so I’ll just secong welby’s sentiment:

No, Philster, when you think about it’s really assisted suicide, which is illegal.

Um, would it be technically accurate to say he died of consumption?

Some people will do anything to cut down their grocery bills.

Oh.
My.
God.

Just when you thought it was safe to go into the gay internet chat rooms.

:eek:

Well, there went my mac-n-cheez.

Revtim, I had trouble when co-worker died alone and wasn’t found for several days. But, this is SO FAR beyond anything that reality prepared you for. Good Luck.

And Gorgon? Consumption?? ewwwwwww (but really really funny)

This was in the news over here for ages…you were hardly able to eat any meal at all if you had the TV on.

AFAIK, they are arguing that once you state you want to be eaten you are mentally ill and hence no more able to give consent to anything.

Plus, I seem to recall (but I can’t find a cite) that they are not quite sure whether the victim did not retract his will to die at some time during the procedure.

Yecchh…

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world - where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.

:wink:

I only worked with him a few times like 10 years ago, so I’m not particularly disturbed (any more than you guys). Thanks though.

Hey, I was eating mac-n-cheese too, when I wrote the OP!!!

Son of a bitch.

And just this morning I had Postal 2 demonstrated to me.

I’m think I’m ready to go home, now. For good.

I thought things were bad when I learned that the guy on the other side of the block my parents live on killed his girlfriend, dismembered her, and kept her head in his refrigerator. But he didn’t (AFAIK) consume her. This is far worse – it implies an objectification og human beings that is truly appalling.

And the worst part is that this happened to/by someone you know, which makes you suspect that such activity is by no means uncommon in the world.

:eek:

Do you think the “temporary slaughterhouse” in the renovated cellar adds a lot of value to the house?

Anyone here in real estate?

Hey, you leave Og out of this. This clearly is not an act of Og, but of the dark forces opposing him. OG SMASH!, not OG EAT!

Now where is that puking smilie when we need it.

I don’t know. How reputable is that site? It’s seems odd that none of us had ever heard of this story.

Ack.

Just… ack.

I remember hearing about this stuff a little while ago, actually. I don’t think it’s particularly new news.

It’s still bizarre. And sick. But as long as it was consentual, I don’t have a moral problem with it.

But remember: Cannibalism is only bizarre to us through historical accident. It is a cultural quirk that we don’t routinely consume our enemies and/or revered dead.