SWM seeks SM idiot for romantic moments, eating

What a tricky case! He videotaped himself EATING A GUY. Is every single lawyer in Germany named Hamilton Burger?

The inspiring story of Arwan Meiwes. Some people shouldn’t chase their dream.

Here’s the best part (aside from the flambeed penis, of course):

And that, friends, is why you shouldn’t answer ads on the internet.

Yeah, I don’t understand anyone who would answer the ad.

Yeah, that raises the question of who is more crazy/stupid: the guy who took out the ad, or the guy who ate his own cooked member?

The weird thing is, if you read up on this guy, he’s had other people who answered his ad, but then chickened out during the early stages of his weird game. Supposedly he politely let them out of it.

Bubba

Um, but I thought that when you said you wanted to eat me you, um, oh never mind.

It’s a tricky case precisely because the victim was a volunteer.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/12/03/germany.cannibal.trial/index.html

If only Dahmer had been so polite.

You know, two years ago I put an ad on match dot com looking to meet a woman. In the two months the ad was up, I received precisely zero replies.

Now I see what I was doing wrong! It should have been “eat,” not “meet!”

[sub]On second thought, after seeing the obvious double entendre there, I probably would have gotten even more replies than Herr Kannibal.[/sub]

Oh, for fucks sake. Nobody answers my (non cannibalistic) personals ads, but this guy gets an answer to his? What’s the world coming to?

How exactly did he die? Did he bleed to death after flambaying (sp?) his member?

Actually it’s more of a reason TO answer ads. He asked for something he got it. He wasn’t lured in by false advertising.

[German Homer]

Mmmmmm…Hamilton Burger…

[/German Homer]

World Eater,
erm after they finished their ‘meal’ he was stabbed in the throat.

Does anyone know if assisting suicide is illegal in Germany. Since the victim being completely conscenting would seem to be a case of suicide rather than murder.

Bippy, note my post above where a “killing on demand” charge is referenced.

Whenever someone mentions this case, I’m immediately reminded of Ray Liotta’s closing scene in Hannibal.

OK! It’s official! I no longer understand the human race.

Anybody else look for something stuck in his teeth?

Can I also take this opportunity to point out the the S in SWM stands for straight, not single?

This cat’s breath smells like Brandes.

lissener so should it have been CWM (Canabal White Male) seeks SM (Succulent Massochist)