It can be for any kind of board. Write the trainwreck OP, and tell us what kind of board you’d post it on to start some fun.
(Not that anyone here would ever do such a thing for real, of course. Let your inner troll out here!)
Post on Apple.com message boards:
My friend gave me his old Mac (no way I was ever going to pay $3,000 for an Apple computer!) and it’s an absolute piece of shit. The software is so confusing, I don’t know where anything is. It’s slow. There is no hard drive light. There is no Start button so I don’t know how to launch anything. None of my software will install on it. It has no antivirus so who knows what crap is on the machine. So what do I do with this shiny white doorstop? It’s good for nothing. You can tell that the fruits in San Francisco designed it. Give me back my Packard Bell any day. What do people see in Macs?
This should do it:
Hi, I’ve been a lurker her for years but this is my frist post. ijust wanted to say what a bunch of stupid, crazy, whiny assholes you aall are. Can’t believe what I read here somedays. Go tohell, all of you!!!
For the SDMB:
Since Blacks are poor tippers, a tip of 20% should be mandatory for all Blacks in a restaurant.
Hey guys, I solved 14 k of g in a f p d!
(Game note: to absolutely guarantee the train wreck, never come back to the thread.)
Also make sure to point out that you’re not a racist and have many colored friends.
On any parenting message board:
“Autism is genetic. End of discussion.”
Is Brett Fauvre better or worse than Hitler?
SDMB:
“Gawddamn you bicyclists! Get off the road, you unamerican hippie douchebags!”
Since women have the choice to have an abortion or not, shouldn’t men be allowed to declaw their cats?
It’s really hard to top the classic:
“I was watching an old episode of Star Trek (the one with the bald guy captain), and the model-work was terrible! I don’t see how people could watch this show. There was a scene with the Enterprise flying above a space station, and YOU COULD SEE THE SHADOW CAST BY THE ENTERPRISE! OMG like they didn’t know that light doesn’t travel in a vacuum!”
posted to a star trek board, natch.
Actually, it would be harder to write an OP on a parenting message board that would not result in a trainwreck, IME.
Any conspiracy theory board:
“The Warren Commission got it 100% right!”
Anywhere:
“Hitler had some very good ideas. He was just misunderstood, and the holocaust never really happened.”
On the DNC.com message board:
“…Obama was born in Kenya…”
On the GOP.com discussion forum
“…Sarah Palin is the anti-christ…”
“…Tiger will never win again…”
at the Priceisright.com
“…Spading and Neutering is Wrong…”
“Thinking of binding my daughter’s feet - is 3 years old too young to start?”
I’d think, written with conviction, that one could work pretty much anywhere.
Stephen Sondheim is better than Andrew Lloyd Webber (or vice versa)
Those threads get pulled and the OP gets banned from most theatre boards.
Alabama football message board:
“Y’know, I really don’t think Cam Newton or Auburn are guilty of anything.”
I see what you did there.
SDMB: Do I need to remove my shoes before tipping the vet who circumcises my declawed cat?
Any feminist board: No, you’re not “empowered”, you’re just a slut!
On /b/
Rule 34 on Yotsuba-chan!
You know what?
Anything on /b/.