Stealing my van, putting 10 cartons of cigarettes out in every possible place, breaking off the right side mirror, throwing out my prescription sunglasses, busting up my garage door opener, using my van for a 2000 mile crime spree, totally trashing the interior, and writing on the leather seat in permanent marker that you all “were there”.
I thank you for;
Not crashing it, not ripping up the seats, not smashing the glass, not off roading it, leaving it in the same city you took it from and leaving me a full tank of gas.
I will not however forgive you for busting up my Leonard Cohen CD’s. You suck. You all are a festering seething bowl of puss. If you didn’t like the CD’s you could have just left them. I know you probably wanted to listen to Ludikris or Snoop Dog or LIL Kim or something like that 'cause you fancy yourselves to be gangsta’s. In reality your just turds on the sidewalk. I hope your ugly mugs are on the film you left in the camera. And oh yeah, the cell phone bill came in and do you remember that local number you talked to for 45 minutes? Well, guess what, the cops do.
That’s quite a show of emotion over Leonard Cohen CDs. I have an LP or two of his. He sings like a man who barely summons up the will to live long enough to sing the next line of a song.
The weird thing is, I like his stuff a lot anyway.
[sub]They took your van on a 2000-mile crime spree, and brought it back to town? Wow.[/sub]
What the fuck? What pools of semen in the assguts of society some folks are. skankweirdall, I feel for you and I seriously hope that you make every effort to track these individuals down and prosecute them, preferably with extreme prejudice.
Also, anyone who refers to themselves as “Disco” has no place insinuating Leonard Cohen is uncool.
skankweirdall, I offer my sincerest condolences on the loss of your beloved Leonard Cohen CDs. Mr. Cohen, his music, and his poetry have a very special place in my heart, and I don’t think I could muster the strength to get out of bed for at least three days if I knew someone had destroyed my copy of “Songs of Leonard Cohen” or The Book of Mercy.
I will listen to “Everybody Knows” right now in your honor.
I was thinking the same thing, having just seen your name for the first time today, Boo. I was like, “Wow, Dopers did that to the guy? What’s the world coming to?”
You guys are too much. I’ve found a place in Canada that has all his recordings, so I’ll be able to get them. In the mean time though I’ll just play them myself.
