Hey! You are fucking up being occupied real bad. You’re no better than the French were when the Germans invaded. And we Americans aren’t even ordering you to hand over your Jews.
We’re just there (I mean we in the royal American sense, of course, because I wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near Iraq) because so many of YOU lied to us about Sadam’s weapons of mass destruction. And because George W. Bush’s America isn’t an America where George W. Bush’s enemies can thumb their noses at him from behind a national border, anymore.
Ok, some mistakes were made. Like expanding the high-stress interrogation techniques from high-value Al Qeda lieutenants to Baghdad cabbies. All I can say to that is, you underestimate the value of a good Baghdad cabbie.
We’re hoping, come June 30, that your attention will turn from killing foreigners to killing each other in the civil war that’s already started. when you think about it. And you won’t have Sadam to be kicked around by anymore. Say what you want about “legal” custody, his ass belongs to us.
And BTW, the Israelis are now training the Kurds (with our tacit approval) to rise up against your NEW Iraqi government, should you do anything at all that Israwl gets too uncomfortable about.
I can’t stress this strongly enough, when you again become a sovereign nation, you BETTER COOPERATE, or we will kick your ass all the way to the Afghanistan Banana Stand, which is the only fucking business left in that forsaken hellhole after the Soviets and the Taliban and the Air Force got through with it.
If it makes you feel better, both you countries have the makings for lucrative low-investment entrepreneurships. Mine removal, expolosive ordnance demolition and collecting scrap metal will offer work to tens of thousands of otherwise unemployed men women and children. And provide the kind of trauma surgery training money just can’t buy.
Good luck with the democracy thing in July.
Inspired by Reeder’s thread, What? No thread on O’Reilly’s latest bullshit?