To the student populace (minus three or four select persons):
Fuck you. Shut the fuck up, mind your own damn business, and go read a fucking newspaper. Maybe you’ll learn something. Or maybe you’re to fucking stupid, and your head will explode. No loss, either way.
Yes, I am bi. There, I said it, you can stop whispering and pointing now. I’m bisexual. I honestly don’t care what the hell you think, I don’t care what your pastor or priest or minister or rabbi says, I don’t care what you think the bible says, I don’t care if you think bisexuality isn’t real and I’m really a lesbian. I’m NOT, and I think that I’m perfectly capable of judging who I’m attracted to.
No, I didn’t mean for the entire student body to find out, but someone who I thought was trustworthy wasn’t. Shit happens. I’ve dealt with your ignorance in reality for two and a half years now, I can deal with this. My sexuality doesn’t concern you in the least - I’m sure as HELL not attracted to you, regardless of gender. I really don’t give a damn what you think of me now, keep it to yourself. But the next time I hear any of you describe something unpleasant, stupid, undesirable, or so on, as ‘gay’, or call someone gay just to insult them, I’ll hit you. I swear. Gay means either happy and joyous; carefree, or homosexual. It does NOT mean ‘stupid’. Oh, your math teacher is so gay? Because you failed the test you didn’t study for? Really, that’s why they’re married but everyone in the school knows they’re flirting like all hell with that new spanish teacher, right? Of course. Avoid me if you want - hell, I’ll be happier that way, it seems. I know who my friends are: they’re the ones who didn’t find out my ‘deep dark secret’ and either laugh or get creeped out. THey’re the ones who shrugged, said “okay,” and asked me if we had any spanish homework.
I’m not religious, so I don’t give a shit if you tell me I’m going to hell. I truly don’t. We can solve this pretty easily - you shut up and stop acting like I’m a fucking virus, and I’ll go back to ignoring you instead of writing down EVERY insult, EVERY slur, taunt, and trhreat. The principal and a lot of teachers are with me on this one, guys. I don’t want to get you in trouble, I want you to shut up. Realizing that being of an alternate sexuality isn’t a horrible disease would be nice, and realizing that there are more than 2 of us ‘queers’ at school, but that might be a bit much for your small minds to comprehend. So can we just compromise? Fuck off. I won’t get you suspended, you won’t bother me, we can all go back to our lives, alright? I think it works out pretty simply.