I sent a hand-written letter to the Chicago Reader very diplomatically telling them that their board software is a fucking worthless piece of hog shit. If every active Doper did the same thing, we might actually make a difference.
I applaud your action, Argent Towers. While I’d like to believe that they will listen to lowly shlubs like thee and me, my realist says we’ve been tuned out, because our $ lost from nonrenewal is more than offset by new meat. And ads. So why cut down on the hookers and blow to improve?
I think you’re under some sort of misunderstanding that the Chicago Reader developed vBulletin. This is not in fact accurate. They are customers who are long since hostage to the same software that we are.
I don’t comment on the OP as a whole, but I post on a number of message boards that use vBulletin. This is the only implementation of it that sucks notably. There are much later versions of it, also.
The Chicago Reader did not develop vBulletin. They can certainly upgrade it. though, to the most recent version: 3.7.2. The SDMB is on 3.0.7. Unfortunately, I don’t see that happening soon; change of any sort at the SDMB happens at a glacial pace compared to most popular message boards out there.
If I make “The server at boards.straightdope.com is taking too long to respond” my sig line, will the mods think I’m being a jerk? Because that’s what I get nearly as often as an actual thread.
VBulletin 3.0.x, which the SDMB is using, dates back to mid-2004.
As others have noted, there are literally hundreds of bulletin boards out there, many of them larger that the SDMB, and many of them FREE, that manage to run the latest version, and that also manage not to be crap.
No. seriously-the board was down last night because one of the hampsters strained a groinical extensor maximus ligament, and the replacement hampster was on holiday in Ampstedam.
We don’t hate you.
If the problem persists, go to ATMB and make an appropriate offering involving goats, calimari, and stylish 1950’s womens shoes.
Well, if you’d stop having your goddamn "Cat Black and White Formal Ball"s in the server room maybe the hamsters would stop getting spooked and running away!
Yeah, I know it was you, danceswithcats, your username IS somewhat incriminating…
They didn’t say what year. We’ll be complaining about human interest stories and insufficient coverage of synchronized handball on NBC coverage of the London Olympics before free posting returns to the SDMB, I fear.