If it’s any comfort, I used to be a passionate fan of your planet and its inhabitants.
Er, when I was a little younger. 
Stopping by.
Er… Right. Bye.
Wait… Lobsang Ludd was an early fave but I quickly Switched aleigences when I met the character Sam Vimes.
Well, Bye.
Oh no - he’s an old softie, really.
There is a Mr Dibble, but I have no idea whether they’re related…
Grim
(No relation to the Reaper, we just share first names)
I haven’t started a Discworld Reading Club thread in ages! What book are we on now?
just finished reading Thud, and is it ever good