Anagrams! (of your name)

My real first name and last name give the anagram Inbred Jew Man.:eek:

From my real first, middle & last names:

TRY A SLOW CARNAL MELEE
Always excellent advice.

A CARNAL EYE WE’LL STORM
Isn’t this in the Bible somewhere?

WE MET A SLY, CARNAL LORE
Sure, at The Brunching Shuttlecocks

WE TROLL A RASCAL YEMEN
So Yemen better watch out!

MY, A LONE LATERAL SCREW!
My, my…

A TENSE, WRY, AMORAL CELL
Yeah, I hear prison’s like that…

ELECT A WRY ANAL MORSEL
Well, I didn’t vote for him, but I think we did…

ANAL SCREW A MOLE, TYLER
On second thought, Tyler, maybe you shouldn’t.

YOW, MERTL, CARNAL EASEL
Okay, I had to work on this one a little myself. See, there’s this girl I like whose last name is Mertl, and we’re both art students, AND I’ve just started a painting based on how I feel about her. It’s on my easel right now. I think this all must be a sign from the gods that me & her are soulmates, right?
from my screen name:

AIL CUNT
I find this Very Vaguely Creepy[sup]tm[/sup]

From my real name (1st and last)

A raw, wily lad, him.
A laid law. Why rim?
I’d mill a wary haw.

From my user name:

Check evil Ron.
Cecil rev honk.
Liven her cock. :confused:
Clever hick? No.
Rich neck love.

I CAN ETCH THY SPERM (how’s that for power).

My brother came up with

THE CREAM CRYPT (spooky ballbag)

“Ukulele Ike” = “No Anagrams Found.”

…just had to drop by to poop the party.

Before my fiancee and I started dating, I typed her name into an anagram generator, and came up with

“Say, is rent oral?”

Right then, I knew she was the one…

(Without even using the linked website, I notice that Giraffe spells “Fag Fire” and “Fife rag”. Huh.)

From my full name there are a few that strike me as funny:

A RANKLE ENTRY URN, A RANKLE TERRY NUN, A RAKE RETURN LYNN, A RENTAL KERRY NUN, A NEAR ENTRY KNURL, A ERRANTRY ELK NUN,
A REAR LENNY TRUNK

From my last name it came up with ‘err nut’…

I have hands down the most appropriate anagram:

THE BAD ASTRONOMER —> MOON TRASH DEBATER

For those not in the know, I have a web page debunking the recent Fox TV show that claims NASA faked the Apollo Moon landings. Go here for more: http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html

Brilliant! Thanks.
(I thought I remembered you from that rave in '86.)

** Full name **

hearty insane rear

** First and last only **

ashtray hair [sub]and I’m a smoker-how ironic [/sub]
** Username **

No anagrams found

From my first, middle and last names:

A CHEROKEE LONG MY NUT

A HECKLE NEON GYM TOUR

Some of the zillions from my first and last name:

RANCID LECHER SHE
CHARLES CRIED HEN
CARNE LECHER DISH
SCARE LICHEN HERD (I particularly like this one)
DARN CECIL HE SHE
ARSE DRENCH CHILE (yum yum)
HASH CECIL RENDER
IRAN SCREECH HELD
AN CECIL SHRED HER

And my screen name:

BABE WHIR TIT
BART BE WITH I

So, where IS Bart?