Tandem, No
Mond Etna
Damn Note
Nomad Net
NATO Mend
and, of course, Not Named
Well, I (well, actually the anagram engine the link above mentioned) came up with:
NIGHT SONG
THING SONG
HONG STING
THONG SING
THONG SIGN
GHOST GINN
Somehow, I think the first one can be tossed. Thing song? A bastard first cousin to Thong Song? And Thong Sing is the twin brother of the bastard first cousin? I’m not sure I want to look up ‘hong’ and see why it would be related to ‘sting’. Thong Sign could be spotted on a beach: “Warning: pasty white-skinned flabby people wearing thongs ahead!” Or in a store: “Thongs: Get one small piece of undergarment for the price of a full one!”
Ghost ginn? Well, strike off the extra ‘n’, and it sounds like a good drink. 
<< Don’t drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. >>
Acid Mescal
Medical Sac
Clad As Mice
Mad Sac Lice
I’d Scale Mac
Calm As Dice
A Mecca Slid
I think I’m gonna rename myself Lucki Chaarms. That way I can anagram myself as:
“I’m a crack lush!” (Can’t get enough of dat crack)
“Sarah lick cum” (No comment)
“I cum hack Lars” (Napster forever!)
“Charisma, luck” (Dat’s me)
“Clara, suck him” (Dang!)
Hehe.
LC
Bus Light
Blight Us
Glib Shut
Gilt Bush
I like that last one.
–sublight.
Obviously I am anagramically impaired. Here’s what the anagram engine came up with:
hobble shit
hobble this!
blob he shit
blob she hit
Hi, slob Beth
Hobbes’ hilt
Shake…d’oh!
Ah, desk ho.
Man, my name sucks…
Wow. I have an impressive:
Err Ski
I put in my whole name, and got a couple of funny ones.
Dank Ripe Err Suez Urn: Where I keep the good stuff, apparently! 
Erasure Kind Zen Purr: Homage to a good pop band?
Earn Drunk Prize Ruse: Makes me think of Randall’s line in “Clerks”- “Ma’am, I don’t appreciate your ruse!”
I’m hurting.
lon
nol
nlo
oln
ono
“o no! I have a bad name!”
Levis…of course.
Verb Oil
HE BITCH GEESE
a few of my favorites from the anagram machine
DAD HER TENT TURN - while camping with the family?
DREAD TENTH RUNT - gotta watch out for the dreaded tenth runt
DREAD HER TNT NUT - those tnt nuts are simply dreadful
DEATH TREND RUNT - This runt is on a death trend
ARDENT END TRUTH - Arent we all ardently seeking the end truth?
DANTE REND TRUTH - well, after all he did…
HARD RED TENT NUT - hmm…
D’ART NEEDN’T HURT - I’ve seen some pretty painful art myself…
DARN RED TENT HUT - is it a tent or a hut?
DARN TED THE RUNT - That ted, he’s such a runt, gosh darn him…
With a name like mine, wouldn’t you?
Here are my favorites:
CONCERN OF IRON PI WRY
ICONIC NON PROW FERRY (how’s a ferry float without a prow?)
ICONIC PERRY FROWN ON (Raymond Burr doesn’t like me?)
CYNIC INFER WORN POOR
COCO INNER FROWN I PRY
FORCE CORN PRY IN WINO (I don’t even want to know)
I FROWN ON PORCINE CRY
PRINCE CROW FRY ONION
live, Hanz!
vile Hanz
hazel vin
Flew Irony.
I kinda like that…
REPEL A NEATER SHIRT
ERRANT TREE IS A HELP
HEAL A SPENT TERRIER
SPARE HER A LINT TREE
Well, “arwen” just makes WE RAN…but the full name (Arwen Evenstar) makes: (among many)
NEVER WET SARAN
REVER NEW SATAN
SARA NEVER WENT
RASA NERVE NEWT
VETERAN ANSWER
ANNE STARR WE’VE.STREWN NEAR EVA
NEVER EARN SWAT
My “real” name makes:GOD SAVE MANA RUM, GRANDMA SEA OVUM, ADAM GRAVES’ MUON, SAVE MA OR MAD GNU, DAMN SUAVE MARGO
and my other handle: REAR TIE, EAR TIRE
fun fun fun!
Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion.
-Al Castanoli
I ran the engine and came up with over 400 answers! Some were quite hilarious. No dirty words though, oddly…
Well, I have easy letters.
Anyway, my favorites:
A SWELL TRIP
I’LL SPEW ART
WALL SPRITE (or PRIEST)
and kind of a scary one,
WAR LET SLIP
Well, I tried the cheat and got some grrrreat ones:
BE NOSTRIL - “If you can’t be cool, be nostril.”
BILE SNORT - Disgustingly hilarious.
BRINE SLOT - Where you put your shrimp.
LOBSTER IN - A seafood theme starts.
BLEST IRON - Hmm…just kinda sounds neat.
BORNE SLIT - Hehe…
SOBER LINT - Um…
BREST LOIN - Well…
BOIL STERN - Bleh…
SLOB INERT - Kind of redundent.
BORN STILE - Awwww yeah…
ORB TINSEL - Kinda out there.