Clap Alacrity? Who wants to get gonorrhea?
Those of us with longer names definitely have advantages 
Hunt Nude, Bryn.
Trendy Hun Bun
Nun by Thunder!
Hunt by Den Run
Burden Thy Nun
Benny Dun Ruth
Using spelled-out number (“mobo eighty five”):
bigot five homey (Archie Bunker and five funky friends?)
fight movie obey (Bow down to The Karate Kid!)
goofy IBM thieve (Famous Disney dog robs computer company?)
gobi hefty movie (Costs a lot to film on location in the desert.)
Real name:
Dane Mary
mayan red
myna read
Um, three consonants and three y’s don’t make for many anagrams. Sorry.
MEN ON SUN, YO!
NON US MONEY
MONEY ON SUN
NON SOY MENU
NO EMU, SONNY
MY NUN NOOSE
NOSE: MY NOUN
YES, MOON NUN!
I ran to chimp
I no rat, chimp
Chat? I no prim
A prize to anybody who makes sense out of this.
so far my favorite is: Darn Pepsi
The anagram machine gave me these:
bad ugly
dab ugly
bald guy
bag duly
ad by lug
glad buy
daly bug
lady bug
I think it was just getting lazy with that last one. 
ESSEN PORT
SENOR PEST
and one the anagram engine (surprisingly) didn’t find:
SET PERSON
Bear Nab
babe ran
abbe ran
a barn be
hmmmm…
23skidoo: Is “23do” ok?
The post subject is a good one for me, but it’s hard to beat MOON TRASH DEBATER. I think it’s the most appropriate anagram I have ever seen!