Yeah but if you used “The Dark Lord” instead you’d get, “Hard Old Trek.”
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
IS MIND PURSUIT
or
IS IN RUM, STUPID
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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Hey satan…if you use “old Scratch,” you get:
SCALD TORCH
STARCH CLOD
COLD STARCH
CHART SCOLD
LARD SCOTCH
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Imthecowgodmoo… hmmm
COED HOG? I’M TOM. OW!
OH TIM, GO MOW CODE
DOC, WEIGH MOM TOO!
COMETH DOW, I’M GOO!
WHO’D GO MOOT? MICE?
CITE GOD WHOM MOO
GOTHIC WOOD MEMO
WITCH DO ME, GO MOO
TOMMIE,CHOW GOOD
“I may be crazy, but at least I’m not as crazy as you.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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A hep angel
divemaster:
MADE VET SIR (yes, I did)
SIDEARM VET (but I carried am M-16)
MEAD STRIVE (but I don’t drink mead)
DAME STRIVE (one dame in particular)
ADVISE TERM (I suggest one semester)
DAVE MET IRS (Dave lost house)
STREAM DIVE (I’ve never tried a stream)
SAM RIDE VET (not this Vet!)
SAM TIED REV (since the Vet wouldn’t play)
“Soft hectic”
I guess it beats “hard order”.
Oh…
and the best one of all time: Mr. Mojo Risin’.
GLUED HIND
I HELD DUNG
GIN HUDDLE
Interesting. Cowgod, thanks for my hysterical laugh of the day.
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
Kat:
Tak?
Akt??
compares list to others and sighs
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.
Adolf Hitler:
Ha! I fed troll.
Heil, old fart!
My real name (Christina Dawn) rearranges to say “Sandwich Train.”
“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road
I think I’ve seen the same list as the one in the OP, but it included one more:
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns.
Pub Run 'Em
Pun Rub Me
Rum Up Ben
Unburp Me
How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!
Was just reading the cartoon thread, got me thinking…
Fred, Daphne, Velma
DAMP VAN FLED HERE (teenagers…)
DAMP VAN FRED HEEL (Fred not good enough?)
FRED EVEN HAD PALM (probably because he was called a heel)
FRED HE DAMP NAVEL (wah ha ha)
AH DAMP NEVER FLED (jeez, ever hear of a towel?)
DARN VAMP FED HEEL (make your own visual)
DARN VAMP HE’D FEEL (woo hoo!)
DARN VAMP HELD FEE (say what?? git outa my van!)
FRED HAVE MEN LAPD (have you no shame Fred? a whole police force?}
FEAR VAMP HELD END (better pay up Fred)
VAMP HEAL FRED END (looks like Fred paid)
I knew it all the time, anagrams never lie.
REPLETE PONTIFF URN
ROTTEN LEPER PUFFIN
… and about 5,000 others I won’t bother to list.
I haven’t lost my virginity. I remember exactly where I left it.
Andy Kaufman = a mad fun Yank
Ronald Reagan = darn near goal
refridgerator = fret or dare rig, raid for regret
Los Angeles = gall seen so
New York City = worn yet icky
----- Up Dirt
Ukulele Ike =
Goodness. I don’t know where to start.
Seriously, my user name looks the letters I usually draw in Scrabble.
Theres a snark in my name!
computer = cute romp
Nine Inch Nails = chain linen sin
Garth Brooks = bark hogs rot
Straight Dope = the dog rapist, goatherd spit, distort gap eh?, ah dig protest, egotist had p.r., go depart shit