I wish I could claim I came up with these, but I got them in an email:
Dormitory…Dirty Room
Desperation…A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code…Here come Dots
Slot Machines…Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity…Is No Amity
Mother-in-law…Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms…Alas! No More Z’s
Alec Guinness…Genuine Class
Semolina…Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries…Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point…I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes…That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two…Twelve plus one
Contradiction…Accord not in it
Astronomer…Moon Starer
Princess Diana…End Is A Car Spin
The anagrams for my user name are pitifully few. The best is “auk hop”.
However, for my RL name, it’s not bad:
a horrid snob
nor rob a dish
absorb rhino
I absorb horn
brash indoor
brash donor, I
boron radish
darn boorish
sad rhino orb
ho, arson bird
bond his roar
TORY CHEF (a cook and crown sympathizer)
FETCH ROY (Trigger’s sick!)
THY FORCE (is strong, young Skywalker.)
HE FRY COT (nothing left to cook but this bed…get the ketchup)
HE OFT CRY (I do NOT! sobbing you’re MEAN!)
FEY TORCH (character cut from “Beauty & the Beast” for being too gay)
FORT YECH (where they assign the smelly soldiers)