It was in Dewey_Finn’s link.
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03050515
Apparently it’s about a man that abandons his wife and kid because wife’s nethers are lacking. And she’s the bad guy. Even the kid has an accusing stare.
It is, indeed, all that small girl’s fault he left. You can see it in her eyes…
Well, yes, usually, but in this case most of the listed conditions have problems in the same general area of the body.
Presumably the “for urinary tract infections” has to do with bacteria from the anal region wandering down towards the urinary plumbing, which is hard to entirely avoid given the geography of the crotch. Yes, this is a “lady thing” given the configuration of the female crotch, as opposed to the male crotch where the entrance to the urinary system is several inches further from the anus region. Change the bacteria in the rectum to something less likely to invade the urethra. That would be my guess.
Why can’t we produce an artificial liver? We know what it does. Why not? It’s complicated. Literally, it’s a very complicated structure/system made of multiple types of cells doing complicated chemistry.
Can’t do artificial fecal transplants because they involve a lot of different species of bacteria. Basically, you’re transplanting a mini-ecosystem and we probably don’t know the exact make up of the ideal mix even if we have a better idea of what’s going on than a decade ago.
Uh, she isn’t using the Lysol douche, so they can have sex only during “safe” times, which isn’t often enough for him-- particularly if he’s squeamish about doing it during her period. If she’d get with the program, and use the Lysol douche, they could have sex WHENEVER HE WANTED.
sometimes over a foot, in my case…
Not three seashells?
Thanks.
In case my intent wasn’t clear, I was sneering at the whole blatantly sexist ad, and the blatantly sexist assumptions behind it. Of which your (and @squeegee’s) comments would be good entries 6 & 7 in my list of very bad things the copywriters were thinking.
They don’t come with instructions. Quartz crystals are intuitive.
It’s not to me, because when they first started studying gut biomes in detail, they found that overweight people had an entirely different biome than skinny people.
I’ve wanted to volunteer for the study for years!
Is there a AMA board certification for Anal Doctor? I’ve never heard of that one.
I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to jam them that far up there 
I have been pondering about the the Lysol douche. If I remember how bad it burns/stings my mouth I would hate to see what it would feel like “down there” and i’m a guy.
About 15 years ago I had rectal surgery. Since then I have used Cottonelle Wipes on a daily basis (tp first, then the wipe to remove any residue). The wipe never gets flushed. My ass hasn’t fallen off from using wipes daily and I don’t expect it to.
And “anal surgeon” is wrong. They are colorectal surgeons. That is one hint that the article is full of made up stuff.
I thought an “anal surgeon” was just a doctor who was really really uptight, and liked schedules.
They are all ‘anal’.
Well, you see, “proctologist” was too formal and sciency sounding for that website’s readers. They had to simplify it to “anal doctor” so their readers would understand.
I would have gone with “Butt doctor” in that case.
I’m just worried that my crystal might turn out to be piezoelectric, and I’d get an unwelcome surprise.
Some people pay good money for that.