earrings, makeup, short skirts, bras, cars, violin lessons, high heels, hair dye, PVC, aluminum alloy, nail polish, television, newspapers, duct tape, pipe wrenches, ballet, opera…all unnatural.
I would argue that nylons and heels are a sin against Man and God far more anal sex. The first two at least hurt non consenting people. The latter is a recreational activity that you can choose not to participate in.
Natural stuff? Oxygen, one of the worst corrosives known to man. Tornados, now there’s some fun natural stuff. PMS, old age, cancer, the common cold, extremes in temperature, periodic darkness. So unless you live in a field naked, you too experience daily unnatural activity. (For Shame!)
And are you against guys anally penetrating girls, or just homosexual activity? (you see one is kink and the other is just sex…) And what about girls wearing strap ons? Is that prohibited in the bible? Please, educate the lost one…
Okay, I can understand how high heels hurt non-consenting people, especially when said non-consenting people get walked on – but how do nylons hurt non-consenting people? Are people getting parts of their bodies painfully caught in nylons? Are used nylons recycled as artillery shells, or do they simply make good blunderbus ammo as-is? Do they cause you to hit the wrong pedal when you’re driving and cause an accident?
Let me translate his post to what it was supposed to read.
First, I really wanna do it, but don’t because it was written thousands of years ago and following dogma is better than reducing the chance of prostate cancer by internal stimulation and fabulous orgasms.
But even ignoring that, it’s clearly unnatural, no matter how much I want it, and how much it turns me on.
Let’s suppose you saw me put Jeff Stryker in my tailpipe. It is clearly the thing to do. And if I claimed not to enjoy it, and wrote it off as being drunk or experimentation, you’d suspect there was something wrong with me. My denials are no different.
I brought that up the last time we talked about this (there have been about a billion homosexuality threads in GD so I can’t find the one I’m talking about). I didn’t mention blow jobs, but I remember talking about kissing as being unnatural. However, it works great with anything you do with your mouth (especially sexual) besides eating and talking (the natural uses for the mouth).
At any rate, the OP presents a silly argument. A big part of human culture is about finding “unnatural” uses for our bodies. Hair is there to keep our heads warm; any cutting or styling of it is unnatural. That pretty much goes for any sort of body decoration, clothes (beyond animal skins that you need to keep yourself warm), make-up, piercings, etc. are all right out. How do we manage to tolerate such unnaturalness?
how many other posters to this thread got the impression that the OP is directed as much as heterosexuals who enjoy anal sex as it is at gay men (or for that matter, gay women who enjoy anal penetration)?
Looks like we’re all going to Hell in the same handbasket guys.
PS : I’m now jealous of Hastur cos he has a prostate and I don’t (and pondering the difference between orgasms of anal origin experienced by men and those experienced by women).
Natural: Sticking a penis into a near-perfectly shaped orifice for the purposes of pleasure. Seeing as how one (presumably) gets pleasure from this, it doesn’t seem unnatural in the slightest.
Unnatural: The notion that somebody can rise from the dead, walk on water, or turn water into wine.
So is wearing mixed weave fabrics, mixing meat and dairy products, eating shell fish and touching a woman during her menstrual period. And I’m sure you’ve NEVER done any of those.
Sorry, Der Kommissar, if you want to play the “It’s Against the Bible” Game, you’re going to have to do A LOT better than that.
Truly, all those things are forbidden by the Torah and (depending on your translation) some of them are condemned in the New Testament. But what about those of us who aren’t Christian? I’m not and therefore I’m not bound by those rules. For you to point out I’m not following the biblical codes is a silly as for me to point out you’re not following the 8 Noble Truths of the Buddha, the various Vedic codes and the 5 Pillars of Islam.
But even ignoring that, it’s clearly unnatural.
So are wearing clothes, any mode of transportation other than walking and just about any modern activity beyond the basics for sustenance and survival.
Above and beyond all of this, I have to ask; Who Cares? Why are you so interested if I have anal sex or not? It’s none of your damn business and I’ll kindly ask you to stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong. If you think anal sex is unnatural, then don’t do it. Otherwise, mind your own business.
now pink grapefruit in the anus, that is just Sick!!
Of course, the missionary position is the only right one, (naturally).
Did you know even Mormon married couples are not allowed to have oral sex? Cause its unnatural. True.
